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Lobster Dinner Special 

The sexual act of putting a live lobster inside of a womans asshole, tail first. The woman's sexual partner puts his erect penis into her vagina, and while performing the lobster cuts up the balls.
Kyle: Hey Michael, what are you doing in the hospital?
Michael: Katelyn made me do a Lobster Dinner Special, and I didn't think it would work. It did
Kyle: I wonder if my girlfriend would be open to doing that. (pun intended)

Two for one special 

When the woman puts your ball sack on a tee then uses a golf club to whack them bitches up your ass getting a two for one special
Alex and Kamy were on the golf green, and Kamy thought it would be good to give Alex a two for one special. So she plopped his sack on the tee and whacked his sack up his ass.
Two for one special by Assjuice12 February 16, 2018

amateur porn special effects 

This is where skanky teenage girls take nude pictures of themselves in the bathroom mirror with their camera phones and submit the pics to amateur voyeur sites.The special effects come from them using a filthy mirror splattered with zit jism and toothpaste gunk.
I couldn't tell if that chick was hot or not on account of the amateur porn special effects.

blue light special

someone with multiple sexually transmitted diseases/infections
The hooker on 4th and Broadway is the blue light special, make sure you wrap your winkie!
blue light special by romyla May 10, 2011

Red Light special 

When a girl gives you head While stopped and continued while driving
Man my girl gave me a bomb ass red light special last night while we were driving around
Red Light special by Alex 49 March 24, 2020

Tapitillo Special 

While banging a girl from behind on the kitchen countertop, you pull out and quickly dip your cock in tapitillo hot sauce and then procede to rapidly insert said penis back into the girl's vagina or anus. Leaves your girl with a burning sensation that she will never forget. Make sure to use a condom though or else your cock will be on fire as well!
I was banging my friend's girl in his kitchen so I busted out the Tapitillo Special. Now she can't get enough of that spicy cock! Muy Caliente!
Tapitillo Special by The C3 Banger December 5, 2009