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spankeriffic

When someone sends you a lovely provocative photo.
My girlfriend sent me a "spankeriffic" photo of herself as she was getting out of the shower.
by Bird Dog!! February 11, 2024
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Spankoffski

The last name of two brothers from Starkid, in Hatchetfield. They are from some musicals.

They are doomed every universe. Ted Spankoffski’s story happens in Time Bastard, where a demon yellow goat called T’noy Karaxis makes Ted trapped in time and makes him homeless. As Peter Spankoffski’s story is in Abstinence Camp, as he is in camp idontwannabang with Steph and Grace. Peter and Steph fall in love, but the axe man doesn’t like it. The counselors are dead, Grace kills axe man, just chaos, watch it for yourself.

The brothers are both introduced in The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals.

The Spankoffski’s will kick your head.

But Peter has been waiting for what feels like 5 fucking years and he still has not received his goddamn hot chocolate. He has very, low blood sugar.

Actually, in summary, everything in Hatchetfield is chaos.

This is Hatchetfield! People go missing…everyday.
“Hey, you know Ted Spankoffski from the musical The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals?”
“Yeah! Isn’t he the sleazeball? Peter Spankoffski was in it too!”
“Whoa! Really?”
by starcanwrecked March 14, 2024
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spankplay

“Dude we got ripped off, this is spankplay”
“I’m not even high. This shit must be spankplay”
“Call your dealer and tell him to stop giving us this shit spankplay”
by baldyeagle724 April 8, 2024
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Spanking your Monkey

Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.
After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.

Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
by GooseInKai April 24, 2024
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Spanked

Bro 1: You bro you playin *game* tonight?
Bro 2: nah dog, I’m lowkey spanked.
by myguyandrew May 23, 2024
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spanking the block

“Spanking the block” is when someone’s block or street is being taken over or raided and the oops or oppositions are fighting or shooting at the street/block
KashDami and Suprxmetony were spanking the block
by anonymous June 5, 2024
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spanklet

The blanket you use to wipe up cum
"baby please grab my spanklet"
by Pvtinthebutt November 26, 2024
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