Baptism by smoke

A person being introduced to smoking marijuana for the first time.

Person 1: "You're happier than usual. Almost like a religious person."
Person 2: "I had a baptism by smoke recently."
Person 1: "What does that mean?"
Person 2: "It means 'A person being introduced to smoking marijuana for the first time.'"
Person 1: "Oh, so that means you smoked for the first time?"
Person 2: "Yes."
Person 1: "Who baptized you?"
Person 2: "Janey did."

by JanesBestFriend May 2, 2023

Smoke Igbo

A Hard substance to smoke for mentally mad people

This is the result of smoke Igbo

by Lil Quandaruis 419 June 27, 2022

Smoke you in front of your girl

Blowing a guy in front of his women

I’ll smoke you in front of your girl!

by FABEJBHUNT November 23, 2021

Smoking batshit

The term "Smokin batshit" is a multi-purpose phrase used to describe any action Direction statement comment Etc that is stupid beyond belief. It refers not to the comment itself but to the generator or originator of said comment.

Of course you can always use it directly at the individual. Somebody says something to you or does something that just just jaw droppingly stupid you can say to them"you've been smoking batshit."

I walked into the store and I saw oranges$0.58 each. I stopped walked back to the display expecting to see pounds not each but there it was $0.58 each. I told my friend look at this somebody's been smoking batshit.

by Rootnrom January 16, 2018

on smoke

when someone is angry or potentially rude

"omg sasha has been on smoke recently , have you heard what she's been saying !"

by on smoke April 11, 2025

Smoke

A shootout or the using of a gun between opponents.

Said you want smoke come get it.

by F20yrn February 16, 2018

Smoking the hog

The act of ripping blinkers on a waxpen while jerking off. The subsequent head rush (on both ends) is said to be highly euphoric.

I had a shitty week at work, so I’m going home and smoking the hog. I found some really good porn, grabbed my vape, and started to beat my meat like it owed me money.

by Huge_Midget January 30, 2022