by Jonathan December 09, 2003
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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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During the act of Fellatio, the pubic hair at the base of the penis shaft, is set ablaze, appearing as though the phallus is being smoked, this term was originated by Reverend JG.
"Hey Sandy, wanna Smoke some cock" said Phineas. Betty replied," Whats that?". Phineas proceeded to explain," its where you come over here, give me some neck, and I light my merkin on fire." With a disoriented look on her face, Betty then asked," what in the fuck is a merkin." Phineas, with a look that would kill 200 bison, sounded off "JUST GET OVER HERE AND SUCK!" Betty Cried, but voluntarily began to smoke cock. When the lewd act was over, and they smoked all the cock, that needed to be smoke, Phineas, treated Betty, to some In-N-Out burgers. Smoking Cock
by UncleRev June 09, 2009
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