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One job

A task so incredibly easy that no one can fail; they ultimately fail it anyways.
Trevor: You had one job, Michael, one job!
Michael: I know, I'm sorry!
by COKEDIGGER101 January 26, 2023
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asswhole job

Describes a fully-completed task, rather than just something done half-a**. Da implication, of course, is dat said actions may not have been performed properly, however --- i.e., da clueless laborer may have indeed been thorough and invested an appropriate amount of time and effort, but he may have majorly screwed up the job as far as its being done correctly.
An example of an asswhole job would be if you carefully grilled the steaks or chicken-wings for a backyard barbecue, but naively used bacon-grease to baste them. :P
by QuacksO October 31, 2019
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Prop Job

A Prop Job is a blowjob that's given or recieved while acting as a part of a theatrical or stage set. In other words, it is the result of being a prop while getting or giving a blowjob. Related to Hand Prop Job and Rim Prop Job .
They're performing Shakespeare's A Midsummers Night's Dream in the park tonight. Do you want to put on your crotchless gilly suit, crawl out into Puck's forest, and I'll give you a Prop Job during act three ?
by Masked Evader November 4, 2019
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Funcom-Job

When someone does a job that is almost good, but half asses it and tries to pretend it was done correctly and that it must be you who is the issue as they definitely did it correctly.
Brandon painted the truck, but he did a Funcom-Job
by Cracksy Normous November 20, 2021
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The Patience of Job

Used to describe a person who is extremely patient and resilient. It is not to be confused with "The patience of a saint," which is usually (but not always) associated with being a pushover.
The phrase comes from the character Job in the Bible, whom Satan practically used as his personal plaything. But his faith never faltered despite the numerous contrived misfortunes that plagued his life.
People who work in customer service or in educational settings must have the patience of Job if they can still function as people after so long.
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 30, 2021
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Job wife

She make sure everything goes smooth throughout your work day.she provides food Massages, soothing conversation about anything ,Encouragement, new plans and other thing that may help you whether it’s physical or mental Satisfaction.
If I need someone to depend on or to make decisions for me besides a best friend or a wife it’s always a job wife because she like a wife .
by Big Nut September 12, 2021
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Steve Job

The sexual act of fucking your significant other in a black turtleneck sweater and choking them with a pearl necklace until they orgasm.
"I slept so good last night. I got that Steve Jobs."
by GaryTurbo99 August 18, 2021
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