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Children of the hat!

(1) A phrase used to express extreme joy or ecstasy. (2) A phrase used to insult and denounce someone believed to have sold their wedding ring. (3) A country dessert made of figs, apples and dates. Some prefer it with cream, others with ice cream.
Children of the hat! I've just won the lottery!
by Twibbieful November 18, 2010
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The Cowboy Hat Rule

The cowboy hat rule is simple, really; You steal the hat, you ride the cowboy!
"Well, pretty lady. Since you done made off with my hat, I don't suppose you're against following the cowboy hat rule." He said mischievously.
by CallMeLeigh March 11, 2024
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bee hat

A condom for men with small penises.
The Trojans kept falling off; so to stop impregnating his cousins, Leroy stopped by the store and picked up a value pack of bee hats.
by chaotoroboto November 12, 2009
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Mullet hat

When the mullet doesn’t look like a wig or real hair just call it a mullet hat.
Man he’s got such a mullet hat.
by Fucking bitch clit sick August 23, 2019
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Hats Boi

The hats boi is the one the only Simon Witt, DAMN THAT BOI HAS LOTS OF HATS!

Read in southern accent
I screamed hats boi and Simon came running, and screaming “SUUUUWEEEE”!
by Hatsboi February 24, 2020
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Snow Hat

Getting a blowjob with a condom, then after orgasm peeling the jimmy off to pour over her slutty head.
Yo, that bird made me where a jimmy to suck my dick. I had the last laugh though, I gave her a snow hat after I nutted. Lol.
by Finger4444 December 29, 2018
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Ass hat

A ass hat is a something you can call that fried that exposed you secrets a word you can use to yell at that one annoying boy who keeps moaning in the class room

As you can see Ass hat is the perfect word to use
Bethany was a Ass hat because she told Jane that you masterbated to your step brothers voice so there for Bethany is a Ass hat
by Bigdick move February 26, 2020
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