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mike

A term used to describe someone exhibiting creepy, predatory, or generally unpleasant behavior, often in a way that is socially unacceptable or morally questionable. Can also be used to refer to someone acting like a douchebag.
"Wow, dude, you're being such a Mike—cut that out!"

"Ugh, did you see the way he was acting at the party? Total Mike move."
by wuppers February 10, 2025
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Mike

When a stock is going down and Mike decides it should go up.
I thought I would lose everything until the stock Miked and I bought a lambo
by In Mike We Trust February 12, 2025
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mike vitt

An egotistical douche that can tame the most strong, independent women to be his good girl
I'm gonna mike vitt that cassandra girl
by harryjohnson79635 February 15, 2025
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Mushy mike

The act of vomiting into a cup, stretching a condom over it, and poking a hole at the top allowing a man to masturbate with it
Chloe always has the best puke. When she gives me mushy mikes it makes my cock so happy!
by Marniechan February 28, 2025
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That's a lie, Mike

Hym "You're not doing it explicitly because I said I wouldn't validate your religion. You're miming the words but really that's all there is to it. So, that's a lie, Mike. You have no intention of ever doing your religion properly. I said it before and I was right. It's a prescription for others for an illness they do not have and that is exactly why the weaponized schizophrenia too. OH! You know what I just thought of something! Well, 2 things actually. But, I gotta cut this one short. You're a liar Michael. Hell for you and your kids."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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