Jersey the mike 

This is when at least 2 employees (preferably men) up to all on the shift go into the walk in together to commit sexual acts on one another.

Worker 1: hey man can I jersey the mike ?
Worker 2: only if Jayden joins in

Jersey the mike by Megotthegoodsyuh September 19, 2021

sisheng (sometimes mike)

a motha'fuckin' wimpy twig bitch who flinches at napkins and cant make deviled eggs to save a life

Sisheng (sometimes mike) is a motherfucking bitch that can't cook.

sisheng (sometimes mike) by squigglyb November 23, 2021

Last Minute Mike

When someone with pertinent information withholds that information until the very final second.

We were supposed to be on air 'till 6:30 but Last Minute Mike forgot to tell us we were off at 5:30!

Last Minute Mike by Ronnie Durbitz January 6, 2022

Drink Drugin Mike 

A guy who hangs around the local bar driving girls drinks.

SKÖL Bro: man my SKÖL Ho was sick as fuck when we got home from the bar.

Vidar: sounds like she ran into a Drink Drugin Mike.

Drink Drugin Mike by TOTEMIR January 7, 2022

eli and marshy and mike 

best friends youll ever meet in your lifes theyll always be here for you and always have your back, they can be scary but nice sometimes, mike really scares me, eli is a lucky charm, marshy is sooo funny and always makes me laugh >:).hope yall have a great nights,days,years!!!!

there a eli and marshy and mike

eli and marshy and mike by lolitslux July 5, 2022

bunny loves mike 

and he should unblock her immediately

bunny loves mike so mike please unblock bunny immediately ❤️

bunny loves mike by bunniez040404 December 27, 2022

Tornado faster than Mike 

Tornado is most definitely faster than Mike. No doubt about it! Mike cannot outrun it. Mike will be sucked up, and wacked!

Mike : “ To fast for youuuuu”
Me: “ But not too fast for the tornado😂”
Urban dictionary: That’s because tornado faster than Mike!

Tornado faster than Mike by Looyurr August 9, 2023