jordan robichaux

Jordan Robichaux is a god dam good lookin motherfucker who has some nice curly blonde hair and some rambunctiously beautiful blue eyes.

My name is Jordan Robichaux and I approve this message

by That guy baby August 19, 2018

she's Jordan

A female whos tall

my boy was talking to this girl and he introduced her to me and I told him she's Jordan.

by she's Jordan February 24, 2025

Jordan

Jordan is a big dickhead, but he is very loyal and is a great friend. He tends to be kind of weird and acts like dickhead towards everyone at times. People have a crush on Jordan but nobody knows why or how they do. He is also retarded in science and access.

“ Damn Jordan is in a dickhead mood today! ”

by peachydays November 23, 2018

Jordan

Junkie-fein

Jordan - Is just the typical junkie who just loves slapping those machines

by Optimusprimeo June 13, 2018

to pull a Jordan

To complete a difficult task while being ill, like Michael Jordan during "The Flu Game" in 1997 (although he actually had gastroenteritis).

"Man, I had to make that presentation, and I came down with the flu, so I had to talk with running nose, but I managed to pull a Jordan!"

by Chekhov's AK47 March 24, 2014

Jordan

Jordan Is the sweetest, most loving, funny, and caring guy you'll ever meet. He loves his family, friends, and girlfriend. His girlfriend is the luckiest girl in the world. She has so much love for him and appreciates all he's done for her. Even though Jordan can be annoying he's loyal. He will cheer you up when your down. He also has a big dick but an even bigger heart if you deserve it.

"Isn't that your man jae?"
"Yea Jordan that's my man"

by iiihrtjaee November 21, 2023

Nyquil Jordan

Take 3 shots of nyquil, leave the house for a year and a half, then return and take 3 more

"Why's Michael leaving? He's gonna black out"

"Oh he's doing the Nyquil Jordan. He'll eventually be back with someone who fucked Madonna"

by djmoy20 January 22, 2022