Jordan

A chill, funny guy that’s super short

“Look there’s Jordan”
“Where?”
“Down there”

by Hsjshhs August 8, 2021

Jordane

Someone with integrity, a person who is driven by the things that will uplift them rather than to bring them down. Whoever’s name is Jordane is very calm, kind and cares for others even when they don’t care about them. Very Talented and open to try new things every day. A person who is humble in every situation and will overcome each obstacle that stands in his/her way.

Stranger: Hey Jordane, can you help me with something?

Jordane: Yea sure, how can i help?

by Alwaysfacts4ya November 21, 2023

Jordanism

spontaneous uncontrolled unintelligible screaming

You got yourself hooked on Jordanism.

by FinalBossEben June 30, 2025

Jordan

A bum that sucks at basketball

Did you win your game? No I pulled a Jordan and missed a game winning shot(Jordan has a lower clutch% than LeBron)

by Dixie Normas 69420 August 6, 2021

Jordan

A Gaylord who thinks they are cooler than they are. They get bullied by a lot of kids

Geez Jordan’s so stupid why does he keep talking and flirting with Kylie

by caturjfhfhfn November 28, 2018

The Jordan Treatment

The jordan treatment is slang for ignoring people in person and only talking to them unless its over the phone and for 0.3 seconds in the hallway (mostly used for your girlfriend) and it is a funny way to make fun of that one friend that never talks to his girlfriend unless its over text.

Girlfriend: "Will you ever talk to me?"

Jordan: "................... *gives The Jordan Treatment."

by not izaak February 17, 2022

Jordan Matter

A YouTuber with 19 million subscribers. He is best known for making videos with his annoying pick-me daughter named Salish Matter.

Guy 1: Do you watch Jordan Matter?
Guy 2: Only if Salish isn’t in the video.

by Salish Matter March 23, 2024