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1. Members of the species homo sapiens.

2. The members of the species homo sapiens taken as a group. While not the most numerous species either in individual number or in biomass, they consider themselves the dominant species of their planet, which the majority of them call "Earth." This claim is quite possibly justified, seeing as they have covered a great deal of it with their own constructions, never realizing that they are destroying many of the resources they depend upon in the process.

Many of them believe they were created by some sort of god, however, few agree upon exactly what form this god takes nor what his opinions on certain matters are.

Essentially, a bunch of mother fuckers who think they're leet haxors just because they've progressed so far that they have the nuclear capabilities blow up the Earth, and yet still can't manage to live on the same planet without starting a few hundred wars a year, consuming the natural resources they depend upon without heed for their future, mistreating each other for various superficial reasons such as race or ethnic group or in some cases for no reason at all, and continually complaining about the problems they've created for themselves.
1. Hey, look! Some humans!

2. Humans are pretty stupid, aren't they?
humans by Daedalus October 10, 2004
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Reject humanity and return to monke

If you say this it means you want to return to monke
I hate being a human, REJECT HUMANITY AND RETURN TO MONKE *turns into monke*

Flipped my humanity switch 

To turn off all emotions and feelings to protect yourself from getting hurt.

Vampire Diaries reference.
I was so hurt by you, but now i've flipped my humanity switch and don't feel a thing anymore!

hemangini 

a girl who is born with glitter in her vain's. Believes in magic and full of positive energy. she is like an angel send from above. heart of gold. Adorable and genuine. many guys desire to have her. she is smart and knows what's good for her.sleeps like a kola. princess of her mom and dad. loved by all, lives in her own kingdom ginikingdom. loves animals and her bestfriends are girraffe monkey and panda. she is down to earth. Damn!!!!!! she is gini!!
boy1 hey can u see something shining
boy2 hey thats pixi, hey thats hemangini!!
hemangini by pixisim June 10, 2016

Himanshu 

The dude I'm so obsessed with and I can't get over despite not dating him and also not seeing him for 4 years now.
My friend: Bruh, you're still talking about himanshu??
Me: yes tf? I'm still obsessed over him -_-

wo xi huan ni 

I like you, in mandarin.

I- wo

like- xi huan

you- ni
Yi Sheng, wo xi huan ni. Will you like me back?
wo xi huan ni by Jude Mason November 14, 2009

Ten Billion Humand Second Century 

A unit describing how improbable a thing is, defined by Matt Parker. If a ten billion humans would do something every second, none stop for a century, it will happen 3.15×10^19. Based on that, you can be sure that if the probability of something is worse than a Ten Billion Humand Second Century, its not gonna happen.
"If i keep trying, i can eventually get a hollow knight speed run where every enemy give me essence, right?"
"Thats can't happen is Ten Billion Humand Second Century, thats not gonna happen. Unless you gonna use a mod to get some dream luck..."