You can’t eat cheap and poop fancy 

You can’t expect something awesome from zero effort

Deanne didn’t get the job at Marchesa , she was on time but she was wearing crocs

“What do you expect De, you can’t eat cheap and poop fancy “ - Shannon

DeAnne - *moons everyone tearfully*

You can’t eat cheap and poop fancy by OhmygodShannonDawn August 14, 2021

I will eat your nut 

Its when a woman eats a nut

Wamen: hey! let me eat your nut~ I will eat your nut...

I will eat your nut by Your guide that does not exist September 8, 2021

Don't Shit Where You Eat

An ancient ecological principle which is to be taken literally. Applies especially to heavy industrial chemical pollution, which when allowed to be generated and dumped freely into a closed ecosystemThe Earth due to laissez-faire environmental regulation and corporate neglect, generally results in deleterious effects to all organisms and human health.

Most Infamous example of corporate maleficence was the Bhopal Chemical Disaster.

Effects including but not limited to: Infertility, unplanned gender disruption, cancer, death, mental disability.

We've got Intersex Bass! Google it! We're next!

What do we do about it?

Don't Shit Where You Eat!

Don't Shit Where You Eat by gearhead78 July 7, 2017

DONT DICK EAT DECEMBER 

Since males had to suffer the pain of No Nut November its the females turn for Dont Dick Eat December.

Dont dick eat december is payback

DONT DICK EAT DECEMBER by #definitionsofpeople! December 2, 2019

put a b on that eat

don't eat it, beat
if u put a "b" on that eat, it'll be beat.

also works for "m": to meat it
and "s":get a seat off in that(when u dont wanna hit, u jus wanna relax in it)

U betta put a "b" on that eat

put a b on that eat by Juice June 27, 2003

National eat your moms pussy day 

The 12th of may is!

The day where you get to eat,lick,makeout with your milf moms pussy and give her the great time that slut needs

Mom…
Yes sweetie

Take them panties off
Why sweetheart
Because it’s…
National eat your moms pussy day

National eat your moms pussy day by Ilovemymilfmom May 12, 2023

don't go, stay and eat my ass 

What you say to someone after they discover thier insults are not having any effect and leave.

1: And damn, your pussy is so hairy.

2: you faggot, you fantasise about that shit

1: and you don't wear a tampn either, it's so disgustingly cute

*continues for a few minutes*

2:Freak, I'm leaving now


1: don't go, stay and eat my ass!

don't go, stay and eat my ass by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004