couchers

1 word for couch potatoes!

With the onslaught of on-demand videos serials and entertainment in general I guess we are getting addicted and totally undisciplined due to this!!! too much entertainment sucks! will have more COUCHERS in the days to come!

by agilewiz September 19, 2018

Couch crotch

When your genitals develop a smelly smell after prolonged couch sitting. Usually from build up of sweat from sitting too long and/or persitant need of showering.

I spent the day off playing video games and my girlfriend wont have sex with me because I have couch crotch.

I really need to shower, I have some serious couch crotch.

by Lilbritt October 22, 2018

couched cunt

A person who is a lazy cunt. This word is usually said by people of German origin.
Only true memes will say this, the type of person who can make anything into a hilarious or dark humored joke.

Cactus: you fucking faggout
Alana: stfu
Cactus: *shaking my head* *in loud voice*
You couched cunt.

by DeutschlandUnion October 24, 2018

couch potato

Someone with lack of eager or energy to do a certain task

hey juan you are couch potato

by mexic.. November 23, 2018

Couchraged

Being incredibly upset (outraged if you like) but having no intention of moving off your couch to do anything about it.

I thought he was gonna do something about that but looks like he was just couchraged

by Macca60 December 1, 2018

CaughtCake

Cake that needs to be caught

Hey John, Come eat some of this caughtcake

by vHxpnottic December 25, 2018

Couch Puddle

When you fuck a girl on a leather couch and leave a puddle of sweat and female juice.

I just want to make couch puddles right now, man.

by Trill Gang December 29, 2018