teenage mutant ninja turtles 

One of the best U.S. cartoon series ever to exist, and first appeared as a comicbook in the early 1980s. Has 3 movie incarnations and 3 different series to air on TV, the newest appearing 2003.

Hey dawg, you saw Ninja Turtles yesterday? Them damn turtle boys iz bad azz fuck, my nigga!

teenage mutant ninja turtles by Tha Armada September 30, 2003

save the turtles 

save the turtles because if we didn't ... we wouldn't have any turtles!!

SAVE THE TURTLES BECKY!! USE A MOTHER FUCKING METAL STRAW!!!!!!!! and i oop- sksksksksksksskskkssksksks

save the turtles by save the turtles August 28, 2019

teenage mutant ninja turtles 

Heroes in a half-shell. Turtle power!

teenage mutant ninja turtles by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

Turtles Factor 

A condition affecting something from your youth (such as the live action Ninja Turtles movie) that you remember as being really cool, but upon revisitation, proves not to be very cool at all.

1. Is Crocodile Dundee actually a really good movie, or does it just have a high Turtles Factor?

2. I totally thought that Saved by the Bell was the greatest show ever, but then I wasted $80 on the DVD box set and it turned out to have a harsh Turtles Factor.

Turtles Factor by Adam&Sheila May 13, 2006

turtlestach 

inserting the finger in the anus and smearing reminates upon the upperlip of a bud, also called a hittler.

Doug kicked Steve's ass for giving him a turtlestach lastnight.

turtlestach by naughty noel June 20, 2009

turtledumplin 

A turtledumplin is someone that is someone that uses Twitter and is nice to people on the timeline and in their DM rooms, but is actually talking shit about everyone behind their backs

Linda is always talking about people behind their backs; she's such a turtledumplin

turtledumplin by CassieWin February 9, 2023

Swiss Turtleneck 

The act of a man's head being placed between two sets of large breasts so that the breasts form a "turtleneck" around the man's neck.

Brandon: "Dude, i got the two Emily's to give me a Swiss Turtleneck!"

Blake: "Nice!"

Swiss Turtleneck by Big Choctaw July 9, 2010