Orca Penis

A large disgusting penis similar to a horse penis or a BBC (Big Black Cock). One that is above 12 inches when not errect. Comes from the large size of the whale commonly known as the Orca's genitalia.

Example 1: "Hey man, did you have sex last night?" "Nah man. When I whipped out my Orca Penis she turned it down."
Example 2: *Pulls out grossly large penis* "Oh hell no I ain't choking on that Orca Penis of yours!"

by TrumpSteaks February 22, 2017

little penis

A small dick usually seen on the body of a liitle kid. Sometimes can be embarassing.

Mike has such a little penis that's it's like circle jerking with a five year old.

When I was showering after gym and saw Tim's little penis it was like showering with a baby.

by Urban Slang Master April 25, 2006

Broken penis

When fucking in the shower goes horribly wrong, resulting in a trip to the hospital, one month of abstinence and a slight lean to the left.

I have a broken penis.

by calmyourself February 3, 2010

e-penis

An Internet Relay Chat term used to describe how long a user has been connected to the network without being disconnected.

Eric: "According to this my e-penis is two an a half inches long. Wow! That's a an inch bigger than my real penis."

by Phaedrus2nd November 2, 2009

penis sex!

sex with two penises!

joe and bob had penis sex! last night!

by hot-man-boy23 September 9, 2009

Long penis

Luscious

Did u see his luscious long penis

by Big balls billy August 1, 2016

Female penis

Women grow a female penis every month that needs to be cut off to avoid infection. If not done in time is can lead to extreme pain and discomfort, however if surgically removed at birth it will not grow again.

Girl 1: “I can’t believe so many boys don’t know about the female penis”
Girl 2: “I know right, have u cut yours off yet?”
Girl 1: “Oh I got mine removed when I was born!”
Girl 2: “lucky I did mine this morning, I bled so much!”

by Aamina_x_ May 27, 2020