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Face Jack

The action of masturbating to one's facebook pictures.
After facebook creeping on her, I totally face jacked on her photos.
by morrishall October 1, 2010
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jack shack

We couldn't find Dave, then we realized he was in his jack shack.
by Tolchester Tugger August 10, 2016
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Jack Dagniel's

Jack Dagniel's
(Noun)

After being first coined on Youtube's high calorie cooking channel Epic Meal Time, Harley Morenstein sometimes will be heard refering to Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey as "Jack Dagniels".

The reason speculated for the renaming of this whiskey is purely because he's Harley Morenstein and is bad ass.
...Jack Dagniel's sauwce in our meat sauwce.
by The Ontarian Irishman November 13, 2011
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jack wills

A clothing brand worn almost solely by private school kids in Britain. Very expensive, Britain's answer to Abercrombie & Fitch Co. Only difference is that you have to be rich to afford JW. Generally worn by the pretty, popular types, or the wannabe private school kids.
She must go to a private school, she's wearing a Jack Wills hoody.
by [G i n a]* May 17, 2007
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jacking race

Jacking off at a usual pace and then realizing that someone has pulled in the driveway or walked in the house and you now must race to finish the job before inevitable interruption, embarassment, and humility.
Johnny is jacking off and realizes Mommy is pulling in the driveway coming home from work. He must finish and we now have a jacking race.
by Bubba Wayne August 29, 2006
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jack bauer

The man that can kill 40 people in 1 minute(30 if he's been shot)
Okay we got 5 people in that room and 30 people in the next, so Jack Bauer you're going in.
by houjhkhj kfgkjfgj January 5, 2007
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Jack Box

Noun

A game played with a maximum of four friends who are male. Each participating member cuts a hole in the side of the same, covered box. Each member then proceeds to lower their pants and underwear and masturbate (hence the "Jack").

Each member should attempt to orgasm at once. Should any particpant orgasm early or late they are eliminated. At the point of orgasm, all particpants must put their penises in their hole in the box and shake the box around.

Once all members have finished, the lid will be removed and each player will attempt to guess whose semen it is that is now on their penis.

One would believe that the semen would be that of the man immediately across from you, however this is not often the case.

The player whose semen covers the most penises wins.
We played Jack Box last night at that sausage fest party. I won, but I was tired for hours after.
by KinkySasquatch January 14, 2018
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