f*college.com

An awesome website devoted strictly for college students detailing the most absurd stories that can only happen in college.

Last night I hid in a closet because someone told me the “cops” busted the dorm party I was at... being extremely claustrophobic/drunk I panicked and passed out then threw up... it was the RAs... they let everyone off with a warning. F*College.com

by dwerdna October 14, 2009

Andrew f

Someone who’s always there for you, in any way. Your best friend and someone who’s careless and will help you with anything. He is sexy asf and will help you out rub one out. Best bro to the end

Omg Andrew F is so sweet and hot, why can’t i just fuck him:/

by pseudonymous6666 April 17, 2021

z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

The actual real way to spell the phonetic alphabet.

The backwards way to spell the phonetic alphabet is not the way it is listed originally. They have interjected an additional ghi into the correct way of spelling it which is

z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

And not

z y x w c u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

by Whatsit2yaa May 05, 2022

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

when you are so exremely bored in school or at home so you decide to do the qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm but with spaces

"im so bored so i decide to type q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m instead of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"

by coolmanguy543 September 21, 2022

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

When somebody gets so bored that they type "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" with spaces in-between every letter

Hey John! Try typing "q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m" in Google

by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdrzseawq June 07, 2023

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

you are so bored you nearly died in class or at work

Guy 1: Are you as bored as I am

Guy 2: q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

by Nightsky6 April 26, 2022

F/ACC

A person who farts at an alarmingly high speed and frequency, often with little to no warning. A true F/ACC operates on a level of gas propulsion that defies human norms, turning every meal into a ticking time bomb. Some say it's a curse, others call it a gift, either way, it's a force to be reckoned with.

TLDR: When your body treats digestion like a Formula 1 pit stop.

Bro 1: "Dude, why won’t you sit still?"
Bro 2: "Sorry man, I’m a total F/ACC. If I stop moving, I might take off."

Bro 1: "I think Jared just broke the sound barrier."
Bro 2: "Yeah, he’s a known F/ACC. Clear the area."

by SirHodlHands January 31, 2025