The little man on the boat has a boat boner.
My girlfriend got a boat boner from watching The Notebook.
My girlfriend got a boat boner from watching The Notebook.
by The sailor August 1, 2013
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by Kfz August 18, 2013
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by Blackcox44859 September 6, 2013
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by Awesome McAwesomeeeee January 21, 2012
Get the Boner Activation mug.1. when you like bacon so much, just the thought of it gives you a raging one
2. an intense craving for bacon. failure to satisfy this craving results in a psychological and abdominal suffering that surpasses the ache of blue balls.
2. an intense craving for bacon. failure to satisfy this craving results in a psychological and abdominal suffering that surpasses the ache of blue balls.
(watching family guy)
friend 1: hey man why the hell do you have a boner?
friend 2: it's a bacon boner.
friend 1: oh okay thats cool man.
friend 2: wait why the hell do you have a boner?
friend 1: lois has nice tits.
friend 1: hey man why the hell do you have a boner?
friend 2: it's a bacon boner.
friend 1: oh okay thats cool man.
friend 2: wait why the hell do you have a boner?
friend 1: lois has nice tits.
by bacon3490745 May 23, 2012
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James: "3 packs of m&m's AND a twix bar.. really dog?
Dan: "Always works, but if you keep staring at my pocket boner we'll have to split.
Dan: "Always works, but if you keep staring at my pocket boner we'll have to split.
by Ribeyeguy September 20, 2011
Get the pocket boner mug.It's when someone's doing something that they're highly proficient at, and you find that attractive
i see you doing the thing that you know how to do oh so well and THAT'S attractive
i see you doing the thing that you know how to do oh so well and THAT'S attractive
I saw them and they started talking about their favorite subject, and now i have a competency boner
i saw him performing and now i got a competency boner
i saw him performing and now i got a competency boner
by zaraT March 27, 2023
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