Workplace Snitch 

A person that looks for any opportunity to report any bad behavior by other employees to management whether true or not. In order to curry favor for preferred work assignments or for possible promotion.
People like this are usually very insecure and have low self-esteem. They always want management to think of them as their best employee. So if they see another employee that is "better" than them. They will go out of their way to discredit them to management by making them appear lazy or incompetent.

Mike: Hey Ted, don't stand around when Brian is nearby because he will report you to management if he gets a chance.
Ted: Workplace snitch?
Mike: Yep.

Workplace Snitch by WileECoyote.genius September 3, 2019

weird workie 

a relationship, or workie, that is unexpected or disgusting.

girl 1: did you hear that fred is working rachel?
girl 2: I thought rachel was a red sox fan. isn't fred a yankees fan?
girl 1: I know, such a weird workie!

weird workie by sup haters. March 16, 2010

Workerbee 

Is considered an employee of a company that plays a supporting or sub ornate role. Can be applied to both white collar and blue collar jobs.

Person #1: I haven't seen an invoice yet.
Person #2: That dang workerbee in accounting needs to get his act together, since my profits kept him employed.

Workerbee by MCain81 March 11, 2010

sex worker

More neutral or sympathetic alternative to prostitute, whore. Frankly offering sex for money is seen as either a necessary or acceptable job, parallel to (say) factory work, and no stigma or sneer of contempt should be attached to its practitioners.

"Sex workers of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your chains (unless you are happy wearing them)"

sex worker by kofi May 12, 2003

College Works Painting 

Largest college internship in the United States. Teaching students how to manage and operate their own residential painting business in neighborhoods in more than 19 states from California to Massachusetts. This program is legit because they train and teach you how to manage your own business venture, and they don't ask you for any money for start-up. They provide the means necessary to build your company from the ground up. The profits depend all on the student, how much work and effort you put into their business will determine how much salary they take home a week. The residential painting business is about customer service, and hard work.

The College Works Painting internship is a unique and worthwhile experience if you are looking to run your own business.

College Works Painting by audreyfan86 February 27, 2009

workout impostor 

A person, usually male, with hair-plugs and pectoral implants that places a workout towel on a machine and proceeds to complete one slow, very light set on a different machine with exaggerated form. Then, the same person will walk around the gym for about 15-20 minutes before their next set, hoping to see someone they know that also would rather socialize than workout. They wear very baggy clothing to hide their lack of proportion, especially in the leg area.

There goes the workout impostor, he's only done 2 sets the entire time I've been here, and I'm finished my workout!

That workout impostor would rather socialize and fix his towel than get results.

workout impostor by dan davidson April 1, 2011

OMG it works, the dislike button works 

A phrase that people type in a tutorial video that has more dislikes than likes.

YouTube video: 1k dislikes and 500 likes.

Person: OMG it works, the dislike button works.

OMG it works, the dislike button works by Fan of Saints Row July 30, 2017