Couch crotch

When your genitals develop a smelly smell after prolonged couch sitting. Usually from build up of sweat from sitting too long and/or persitant need of showering.

I spent the day off playing video games and my girlfriend wont have sex with me because I have couch crotch.

I really need to shower, I have some serious couch crotch.

by Lilbritt October 22, 2018

Waffle Crotch

When your stretch jeans start to ripple or “waffle” in the areas that are continually stretched ie. the crotch and the knees.

His jeans have got serious waffle crotch going on

by Zombie mother 1884 November 25, 2018

Toxic crotch

A vaginal odor that is the likes of rotting flesh or has the stench of the green & yellow custard dripping from a dead dogs eye.

'Bro she got that Toxic Crotch yo!!! You wouldn't catch me going down on that girl in this life or the next.

by Half G March 1, 2019

Fire Crotch

when You stand to close to the fire and your crotch gets hot

Brittnie was standing too close to the fire flailed in distress because she was standing too close to the fire and caught a nasty case of fire crotch

by Deeeebs420 January 19, 2020

Sparky crotch

When you rub a balloon up against your pubes to maky a static electric field.

My mom has a sparky crotch

by Chicken nudley sup April 16, 2020

Comp crotch

When a girl doesn't wash or shave her pussy while on workers comp.

When Jess sits around her place in sweatpants, she is getting a nasty case of Comp crotch

by Captain Towel October 28, 2020

Red Crotch Rum

Red Crotch Rum- When a man cums inside a woman while she is on her period and than drinks the bloody Semen from her crotch.

During shark week, my husbands favorite drink is Red Crotch Rum.

by Big Slick Dick Rick October 30, 2020