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Remote Closer 

A Remote Closer is a sales professional who specializes in finalizing high-ticket deals and transactions remotely. Utilizing digital communication tools like video calls and emails, they engage with potential clients, address objections, and secure agreements without the need for in-person meetings. This role is pivotal in industries like coaching, consulting, and online education.
"As a remote closer, I can work from anywhere while helping businesses close major deals."
Remote Closer by IRSAgents December 27, 2024

glass-closeted 

A gay/lesbian person who denies being homosexual and identifies as straight despite being obviously attracted to men.
I hate how Jason is such a glass-closeted person. I know for a fact he likes Mark.
glass-closeted by Pug's Sea February 18, 2025

Joe-closeting 

When a poof comes out the closet and grabs a queer Joe cunt and starts gaping his hole making him a paraplegic and ends up becoming his carer for the rest of his life.
Did you know about Joe-closeting his hole for someone.

Broken closet door 

Spiritual meaning breaking soul ties and bad karma.
My broken closet door gave me good luck.

Whisper closet

Noun. The natural habitat of a housemother
"Welcome to the sewing room, are you looking for the housemother? She's back in the whisper closet taking measurements on the next birthday child."
Whisper closet by Meinefresser July 25, 2025

Cooter closet

Female prison pocket
Hey would you ride with me I need to borrow your cooter closet so nobody will find it girl
Cooter closet by Tat21971 October 15, 2025