Metric fuck load

Exactly 27351 kilos more that an metric fuck ton usually delivered by HD trucks or rail cart.

Boss: “Boy use this (f(x) = x - 27351) to calculate the amount of waste we produce to lower the amount of metric fuck loads we need to order”

by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025

Fuck Fury February

Fuck Fury February is an event when you have to have sex with someone, doesn´t make sense with what gender. First Feb. u have to fuck for one hour, second Feb. u have to have to add 5 minutes more. And so on to Feb. 28. And if its 29, u have to fuck whole day to 23:30. If u survived No Nut November and Destroy Dick December u have to participate in this month.

Fuck Fury February works like that: First February u gonna fuck someone for one hour. Second February u gonna fuck someone for hour and 5 minutes. And on 28. February u gonna fuck 3.25 hours

by SUCCesssful one November 20, 2018

Flying fuck

Something absolutely nobody gives.

The music teacher was teaching a lesson on body percussion, but I didn’t give a flying fuck about it, so I just zoned out.

by jeplunknown January 16, 2025

pencil a fucking pencil

I saw john wick kill 3 guys in a bar..... with a pencil........ a fucking...... pencil...

I once saw john wick kill 3 guys in a bar with a pencil a fucking pencil

by Johny wicky July 2, 2022

Fuck Shui

The exact opposite of Feng Shui

I need to organize my office, right now it is totally Fuck Shui

by PTheDestroyer April 12, 2019

Fuck boi

The newest person to a work place or a team. Someone that is out of the knowledge loop. Especially in a training environment. If you have to ask what a fuck boi is you just might be one.

Danny didn't know where the mop closet is. What a fuck boi?

by Sachromyces September 5, 2016

Latch fuck

When someone lifts another person and fucks them while standing

I latch fucked my girlfriend in the ass

by Spiderpig200 September 24, 2016