I’ve stitched my bumhole up

My car has broken Down.

Lack of ability to drop the kids off at the pool.

John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.

by My car has broken down August 24, 2018

<.7.9.7.6.>Indirect Pick Up Artist Utilize The Angel Number "'456'" & Direct Pick Up Artists Utilizes The Angel Number "'343'"<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Indirect Pick Up Artist Utilize The Angel Number "'456'" & Direct Pick Up Artists Utilizes The Angel Number "'343'"<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Indirect Pick Up Artist Utilize The Angel Number "'456'" & Direct Pick Up Artists Utilizes The Angel Number "'343'"<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

Jokes up

Heeeeeell naw

Person 1: Can you take a few dollars off?
Person 2: Jokes up foo

by Runtz Gvng August 8, 2025

U up?

A text you receive between the hours of 12 and 4 am from somebody that’s been ghosting you all day; initiating that they’d like to talk to you and want you to come over.

They will continue to ghost you after they get what they want.

“Yeah he sent me a ‘u up?’ text last night but I ignored it”

Or

“I caved. He sent me a ‘u up?’ text and I just had to go see him one more time. He hasn’t spoken to me since.”

by MachuPicchu1232 January 7, 2024

Basing Up

The act of sitting and doing nothing for a whole day, watching bad tv and watching Adam Sandler movies.

‘Sayin, you basing up at ours tonight?’

by Base-Up Maestro May 1, 2021

Throwing up 4’s

throwing up 4’s means you love ant ofc

ohh your “throwing up 4’s that means you love ant

by yvngxhenny July 21, 2022

Up

When something unexpected happens you would sometimes say “up”.

Ex. Thomas walked into the kitchen and noticed the stove was still on. He raised his hands in the air and said “up”

When a bee bumps into another bee they both go “up”

by BrittBitch July 11, 2018