Penis Parachute

A penis parachute is necessary when one is taking a poop usually in a public place and to avoid penis and toilet seat contact you put your penis between your stomach and shirt.

Tom: "That bathroom was horrible, but i had to go so bad."

Jane: " I hope your penis didnt touch the seat!"

Tom: "No worrries i did a penis parachute."

by Jared Juice August 22, 2010

possum penis

Having a prehensile penis. Able to curl your penis around things and pick them up with it.

Dude dropped his fork and picked it up with his possum penis.

by Schwinkmartindale July 6, 2008

Tip [penis]

The end or prick of the penis. Very sensitive to touch.

Biggie: Oh snap, you got me right on the tip, ahhhh. Nice going jerk-off
Angry Italian: Oh I'lla jerka you off
Biggie: what? I can't hear you, my wangs on fiya

by Brennan Kennedy May 27, 2005

penis thinking

to think with you other head not having any regard for other people but the person your with. usually thinking about sex while the other person talks

i was doing so much penis thinking last night, man all i could think about was fucking her

by logan2556 May 18, 2008

Orca Penis

A large disgusting penis similar to a horse penis or a BBC (Big Black Cock). One that is above 12 inches when not errect. Comes from the large size of the whale commonly known as the Orca's genitalia.

Example 1: "Hey man, did you have sex last night?" "Nah man. When I whipped out my Orca Penis she turned it down."
Example 2: *Pulls out grossly large penis* "Oh hell no I ain't choking on that Orca Penis of yours!"

by TrumpSteaks February 22, 2017

penis culture

n. (the adj. is “penis-cultural”) The term comes from Part II of Maggie Paley’s book “The Book of the Penis” (Grove Press, 2000). A conflation of late-adolescent and hip-hop culture, traditional sexist and homophobic attitudes in young men which makes them consider anything outside their everyday experience and their obsession with bodily functions and especially their own penis as “gay”. For instance, in penis culture, a child collecting seashells as a hobby is “gay”.

The penis-cultural movie reviewers weren’t kind to “Meet the Spartans”.

Any film that is not the adaptation of a comic-book can be seen as an insult to American penis culture.

by Benoit Racine June 19, 2008

Penis Cave

A Vagina. Also the opening in Mark's face.

"That bitch is a penis cave." or "Shut your damn penis cave Mark!" and even "Dude dont be such a Penis Cave"

by VERNON KELLY April 15, 2008