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Don’t take your guns to town

A euphemism for do not get completely obliterated at your local bar and even expect to drive away intoxicated!
Some poor “mule” decided it was a great idea to don’t take your guns to town and wound up camping outside of federal penitentiary somehow.
by DaveShaw June 7, 2018
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Gun

A girl who is tall, strong, cool, pretty and always wins.
"Have you met Gun?"
"Oh, you mean that one girl?"
"Yeah, exactly"
by Snoopy831 December 25, 2022
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Gun control

It is a response to someone calling “shotgun”. If someone calls shotgun another can yell “gun control.” This then allows anyone to sit in the front seat except for the person who yelled “shotgun.” The the individual still sits in the front then that enacts confiscation and the person and be thrown out of the seat. This is only allowed if sanctioned by the driver.
Matt: Let’s go to Target.

Keegan: Shotgun!
Max: Gun control!

Keegan: Yo wtf
Max: Dude you’re the shortest one, Colby should sit in the front.
Colby: Thanks
by jumpedmax/moss April 13, 2020
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gun

from chinese “gu2ne2ra1” from proto-hindi “kuna” meaning a weapon from western sanskrit “kyuna” meaning either a. a trap or b. a complicated device from old afghani “chuna” meaning a trap from proto-rus “suchana” meaning a food often confused for “gechuna” meaning a trap from proto-indo-german “kechu na” meaning mud from the proto-anglo-russian “k’chun” meaning quicksand
by rydersacramento July 6, 2024
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Mud Gun

The human anus in the act of defecation
Shooting the mud gun” or “taking a shit
Well it’s 8am and I just had my coffee, time to go fire the Mud Gun
by crbrewski October 29, 2020
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cum gun

the penis is god's gift of a cosmetic cum gun
by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023
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Nerf Gun Mafia

The pretentious "Big-tech" dorks of Silicon Valley known for annoying otherwise-productive & tech-savvy people, helping to destroy the first amendment with censorship, and growing a technocracy to replace not only themselves, but pretty much most of humanity.
While Mark Zuckerberg, Jack Dorsey, and the likes have always been fodder for critics of upstanding human behavior, 2020 really showed how powerful the Nerf Gun Mafia has become, and how dangerous it is to America as well as the rest of the world.
by S. McCormick April 7, 2021
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