Jizz Junkie

A cute 18 year-old neighbor's daughter who gobbles you up for attention.

"Dude! Darcy gobbled me twice in four minutes last night!"
Damn! Darcy certainly is a Jizz Junkie!"

by 69ingEmma February 8, 2024

Dopamine Junkies

Nonono motherfuck just co-opting anything thing I was saying look at how trash these motherfuckers are!

Hym "And you're gonna pay fucking 50 to go to this motherfuckers seminar about how you got to let him reconfigure your mind-brain and adopt his mindset so you can balance your fucking energies only to end up with less than the guy who stole the shit he's telling from me. And then you hang yourself... Nobody even hears about it until months later... And THAT SAME MOTHERFUCKER... It's going to prop up your corpse and use you as an example as to why you need to buy tickets to his NEXT Ted talk and fucking give him another 50 dollars! 'Oh, yeah, that fucking Alex man. He didn't pay for my fucking super dopamine exercise mindset energy cleanse and then he fucking hung himself bro! That's why you gotta detoxify your masculine Chakra and enter the flow-state-mode to maximize you true self-potential by signing up for my course where I teach you how to exorcize energy vampires and dopamine junkies! You gotta do it bro! Sign up and pay me 50 dollars or you're gonna kill yourself like Alex bro!' And then he gets his dick sucked on a bed made out of your money."

by Hym Iam April 8, 2024

Highway junkie

A highway junkie is a mofo who be on the highway and they be dumb as hell, they are a disturbance’s to US ALL! And they don’t know how to drive. They can be any race and they hide among the population

Damn momma imma have to call you back there be hella highway junkies drivin me off the road right now…ahhh… oh fuck me … mom I love you tell my baby moms I always hated her and my baby girl I love her…oh no… DAMN THESE HIGHWAY JUNKIES AHHHHHHH

by $kips April 29, 2024

Clout Junkie

Someone who is a fiend for clout. Addicted to it. Will do anything to stay in the spotlight on social media or any other platform

Guy A - Yo NPC streamer is such a clout junkie

Guy B - how so?

Guy A - he does nonsense pranks and promotes Only Fans chicks to his 12 year old fans for engagement

Guy B - Hah! What a dweeb.

by sploogenut June 10, 2024

Knowledge Junkie

Knowledge Junkie (noun): An intellectually adventurous individual, often of high intelligence, with an insatiable curiosity and an intense drive to acquire knowledge. Often labeled as “know-it-alls” due to their obsessive focus on intellectual pursuits, they show little interest in non-intellectual discussions. Driven by the need to constantly challenge and expand their understanding, they are willing to take significant risks—such as venturing into warzones for firsthand insights or scaling extreme mountains to test their mental and physical limits—in pursuit of learning.

"I swear, my friend Jamie is such a knowledge junkie. Last year, she hiked through a jungle just to study ancient ruins up close, and now she’s talking about traveling to a warzone for some documentary research. She’s always chasing the next big thing to learn, no matter how wild it is."

by Sciamachist December 12, 2024

cum junkie

Cum junkies seem addicted to loads of jism. A cum junkie will do just about anything to ingest their next load. Their joy is derived from swallowing cum and will savour each load by swishing it around in their mouth or gargling it in the back of their throat.

Cum junkies will suck off strangers and service public glory holes. They will take a cock up the ass if it means getting a load inside them but they much prefer eating it. Cum junkies will even suck the cum out of a condom and pay men to empty loads down their throat.

Their lack of control and obsession with cum even over other life events really makes them pathetic losers.

Dude I was walking though the park yesterday and this fucking cum junkie loser was sucking off this random fat sweaty man in the bushes. He gave no fucks about who saw him either

by Jay-1001 January 31, 2025

Dirty Junkrat

The act of blowing five loads in a womans ass and throwing her in a junkyard, leaving the cum to fester within her carcass whilst a family of puerto rican rats sets up camp.

P1: Where is janice? She is late to the brothel.
P2: Thats my bad, I gave her a Dirty Junkrat last night. I get the feeling she won't be back any time soon

by Blue Veined Custard Chucker February 7, 2025