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Officer: "so how exactly did your assailant die?"
Victim: "I didn't have my carry gun on me so I had to use The Improvised Human-Musket tactic. Guess I'll have to start the 'reload' process in the morning."
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Get the The Improvised Human-Musket mug.What liquid nitrogen turns somebody with schizophrenia into, in a cinematic way. Lucky for people with other mental illnesses, liquid nitrogen does not turn everyone into a human popsicle. At least, that's the latest kind of misinformation writers are spreading like wildfire.
Liquid nitrogen just made a human popsicle out of that guy with schizophrenia, i guess the killer found his weakness. Liquid nitrogen.
by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021
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Liquid nitrogen just turned that guy into a human popsicle. It was one of the most impressive things i've ever seen.
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Get the Where To Buy lvermectin Tablet For Humans? mug.If chronic lack of verbal inhibition is an issue for you, one possible way to lessen the chance of coming down with human hoof and mouth disease is to wash your feet several times a day and only walk on clean surfaces.
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