Smithfield Cleanser

When you take a water can from your truck, secure the nozzle in your asshole, and give yourself a good colon cleansing.

"Gave myself a good Smithfield Cleanser the other day and I tell ya man I feel great! Yall should give it a try"

by Maverick402 June 15, 2019

Carpet cleaners union

A carpet cleaners and rug munchers union is a union for dyke workers.

The two dyke workers joined the carpet cleaners union.

by Solid Mantis June 25, 2019

spring cleaning

When it's spring time and a man's testicles are still filled up with semen from the previous season, he's ought to do a spring cleaning. (Basically: he really needs to shag because he's been lazy all winter)

"Ah man, I better text that girl I met last summer, it’s time for a spring cleaning!"

"Dang! It's March already! I've contacted a few girls for my spring cleaning but haven't heard from any of them yet."

by Lilith666 March 24, 2019

stay clean shawty

Stay clean just means dont have a hairy vagina

A - stay clean shawty
B - stfu

by Eileen Rayne April 15, 2019

bell cleaner

a person who likes to lick bellends clean

yo bro look theres a bell cleaner eww

by cumlickinhobo5 August 6, 2019

Shallow Cleaning

You get cleaned by Italians with cloths and rags. Normally around the stomach.

Jimmy is going shallow cleaning today.

by ravenghost August 11, 2019

Cannon Cleanse

can·non cleanse
/ˈkanən/ /klenz/

The act by which a water main leak destroys your entertainment room and any, if any, incriminating evidence is washed away.

Man, I might just have to Cannon cleanse this place before the wife gets home.

by The accommodator August 19, 2019