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cracker

fuck you cracker
by i hate crackers 919 November 27, 2023
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Cracker Monkey

A person that is 50/50 of white and black.
by Wafflestompin06 February 15, 2024
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Cracker Barrel Baptism

An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.

Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.
Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.

A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.

Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.
by EmœÆntħøny February 20, 2024
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crackerite

The main chemical that makes up Saturn's rings. Is a weak alkali and is at it's lowest reactivity when paired with cheesonium.
"holy shit! this thing's made out of crackerite!"
by syst3mselite February 21, 2024
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clicker baby

by ClickbaitJR March 17, 2024
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Cracker bible

I met Keith for my daily dose of crack and he pulled out his cracker bible for me to read while I got bummed because I didn’t have enough money
by I am Keith March 23, 2024
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Clacked

CLACKED. Hampshire UK term for when a man hits his testicals together accidentally and causes mind altering agony that usually causes vomiting or sometimes passing out due to the Wilkinson sword razor blade type pain that comes afterwards.
Dear God! I just CLACKED my nuts! I'm gonna faint!
by Microplus April 1, 2024
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