Boner Burger

The act of putting your penis inside of a McDonalds cheeseburger in place of the meat patty.

Customer: Id like one cheeseburger boner burger style.

Drive Thru Attendant: Sure one boner burger meal coming right up.

by Boner Burger February 12, 2022

Satisfaction boner

When something that somebody says or does turns you on so much you get a boner

Wow the way that Clarissa woke me up gave me a satisfaction boner

by Daddy mc dick in yo ribs June 7, 2018

boner pilot

Sort of like autopilot but when a guy gets horny with a girl and loses any sense of conscious thought and thinks with his dick instead of his brain.

Damn, last night Johnny was on Boner Pilot for ours whole date. 😒

by Waltzer_ July 10, 2016

Party Boner

The state of sudden excitement and euphoria a person is in when at a party, or when a party is possible. Party boners can make normally calm individuals unpredictable.

1. Person 1: Whoa, Dan is starting to strip in the corner.

Person 2: Yeah man, Dan has a massive party boner.

2. Person 1: Everbody's going to the party at Dave's house!

Person 2: Party at Dave's house?! I SO just popped a party boner.

by fueledbyloveandramen May 16, 2011

boner boulavard

a street for horny people

i friend lives on boner boulavard

by flyingshelf3480 June 12, 2018

Insta boner

The boner you get immediately after someone or something turns you on

Girl: Hey, I just want to say that I like you
Boy: You do?
Girl: Yes I do... wait what’s that on your pants?
Boy: Oh sorry that’s just my insta boner

by AwwYeaGuurrll May 22, 2019

Boner Abortion

When you start to get a half boner but you start to think of something to take your mind off of it like your grandmother naked so it doesn't reach full maturity of an erection

Bro i did a boner abortion in math class when i saw Brianna's tight ass in those shorts.

by drew2258 June 5, 2017