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Asshole eyes

Asshole eyes is when the skin around the eyearea is notiably darker than the rest of the face, resembling the darker skin surrounding most people’s assholes(unless they be bleaching dat thang)
Damn Felicia, have you ever heard of concealer? Your asshole eyes are popping!
by Barbiegirl91 May 21, 2018
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asshole

Okay so asshole as you can see is a ASS and a HOLE see our asses have holes which is for prostate examines and anal sex. A lot of Jews don't have asshole they have something called THE JEWISH HOLE. But yeah ASSHOLE IS A FUN WORD TO SAY TO PEOPLE
by Fuck face thats who February 25, 2017
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asshole

by I Am A Fucking Legend September 1, 2016
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Asshole

Everybody can see why that asshole was always single, whether it was at 22 or any other age. Nobody was shocked by that.
by The Original Agahnim September 27, 2021
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Asshole Check

Where the FBI or CIA shows up and searches your house repeatedly over the period of a week to find if you have done anything wrong because you did or said some fucked up shit.
"Johnny threatened kill someone thus he was asshole checked by the FBI."
by Victor Medvil May 15, 2022
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DEAD DOGS ASSHOLE

A phrase used to strongly reinforce and help paint an extremely vivid image in the listeners mind when describing something to those who are possibly imagionatoraly impaired or have a total lack of imagination altogether.
"OI what happened to you last night mate because you've woken up today looking and smelling like a DEAD DOGS ASSHOLE"
by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021
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asshole snorkeling

When you explore the caverns and recesses of your colon to remove debris, possibly with a douchebag, but not necessarily.
I had to go asshole snorkeling because I took too much acetominophen and a multivitamin that made staff ask me if I was constipated yet or not, at the ward.
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