workstache 

noun: a mustache that is grown to an excessive length because you don't have any free time to shave that sucker off due to a large amount of stress, obligations, or work.

Alton: Dude, what's that cat doing on your face?
Brian: Chill yo, that's my workstache!

Brian: Oh my gosh, I'm so stressed out! I have so much work to do and not enough time to do it! At least afterwards I'll be more like Chuck Norris.
Alton: Dude, your workstache is gunna be awesome. I wish I had one!
Brian: Nah man, you're not capable of growing one of these babies, you sleep too much for that!
Alton: Aw shucks! I'm SO jealous!

workstache by Harri Upper Lip November 11, 2010

Working from home 

Working from home sounds ideal, and there are some benefits; your commute is very short, you can sleep in later, you can work in casual clothes, or maybe even your birthday suit. But the downside is, you will be stuck in the house more, your social interaction with other people is reduced by a lot. Also, if your job is stressful or involves conflict, that will now be in your home. Makes it harder to separate home life from work life.

"I really love working from home; I have no commute.. but I'm starting to feel like a shut-in."

Working from home by Hawks.Fan.12 May 23, 2019

It's in the works

A task that you have not actually started, but you have thought about starting at one point in time (no matter how long ago it was); meaning there is a notable achievement on the task and therefore there is progress to report to your supervisor.

To Boss: No sir, the project isn't done yet, but it's in the works.

It's in the works by MexiJewMike July 25, 2007

.exe has stopped working 

Usually when someone is very confused in a text conversation they would send a meme that reads out: “___.exe has stopped working” This originated from a Windows pop-up message if a window takes too long to respond.

Guy #1: Everything in the world is either made of bananas or not bananas...

Guy #2: *Guy #2.exe has stopped working*

Guy #1: lol

.exe has stopped working by Fingynium July 26, 2020

Workjob 

Ridiculous 'unique' characteristic of NMH. Students muct complete four hours a week of 'community service' in any number of potential 'fields'. Kitchen, building cleaner, farm, library, mail centre, theatre, and many other possibilities. Pure hell.

"Wait, I can't go to the show tonight; 4-8 workjob in Gould."

Workjob by Hogger April 9, 2005

Working the pommel horse

When a cat is in the process of cleaning/licking her own ass with at least one back leg/paw diagonally in the air(can also be 2 back legs)...AND at least one, but better with two front paws on the ground rendering the illusion of the cat working an olympic pommel horse.

I looked over my shoulder to see what that smacking sound was....staring back at me was my cat....caught red-handed working the pommel horse.

Working the pommel horse by Ace B May 9, 2006

workjerk 

v. Masturbating at work.

I'm gonna hit up the bathroom before I leave the office for a quick workjerk.

workjerk by Daria Morgendorfer August 16, 2010