gilly whipper

When you’re beating your meat with so much passion, heart and soul, that your nut shoots up and hits you in your face.

The picture of Oprah’s tits had me so riled up that I forgot to block my jizz from launching right on my face, giving me a massive gilly whipper.

by CaptainBigNuts June 11, 2018

dick whipping

wasting time, avoiding something you don't want to do but have to do, forgetting to do something because you were doing something else (usually less important).

Hey Darin! Stop dick whipping and let's go to Crossfit!

by kawikados February 20, 2018

Green Whipper

An older individual who whips others with their booty squirt. feces

I was paid a cool 100 bones by this older gentleman to allow him to smack my backside with his turd. He was a sick Green Whipper for sure.

by GrassInsideMeAss May 7, 2018

Fist Whipping

One during the act of fisting whips during the action. Whether with the hand located in the interior of their desired target or their free hand.

Some dude I was playing with on fortnite said and I quote " you fucking suck I bet your dad was fist whipping your mom before she had you" I said yeet and left the party.

"Generation Z Kid" - 2018

by YungSpitFire2018AkaWhipKing September 24, 2018

Cock whipped

a condition whereby a man's ability to respond to lovers is controlled by the opinions and actions of his "bro group."

Lex: "have you heard from Julio lately? All I get is one word responses from him and no pics since he left for tour..."
Kendall: "me too!, I had to follow him to two shows just to get him to pay attention to me."
Rachael: "ladies, he's with his "bro's before Ho's group, also known as "cock whipped."

by karpentertenenbaum October 21, 2018

Slippy Whippy

A small thin penis that is abnormally slick and cracks like a whip

Damn, Ethan has a slippy whippy

by HelloMyPenisIsBig November 9, 2018

Alien Whipped

When someone named Kendra makes you do whatever you want and you don't have a say what so ever. This person will tell you that you have a tiny dick and then get mad at you. What a bitch...

Kendra has Santi totally alien whipped

by SantiIsADad November 17, 2018