When you take a shit in the toilet at night while there is a large population in a house (usually during family reunions) and leave it to bask in its glory and the first person to use the bathroom in the morning will have a nice suprise waiting for them.
John found a nasty shit in the toilet when he woke up one morning and Jamie said "the early bird gets the turd."
by jollygreenfucker July 7, 2011
Get the Early bird gets the turdmug. A highly competitive, underground event held after dark in major metropolitan cities during which participants hang their asses off a high rise balcony, endeavoring to take a calculated dump onto the heads of those passing on the street below.
I’m so proud of my youngest son, he took first place in the high rise turding event last weekend and you know advanced applied physics is part of it all.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019
Get the high rise turding eventmug. nerf hur·dlin' turd bur·glar
(nûrf hûrdlin tûrd ˈbərglər/)
noun
One who hurdles nerfs and burgles all available turds.
(nûrf hûrdlin tûrd ˈbərglər/)
noun
One who hurdles nerfs and burgles all available turds.
by lil-nugget January 22, 2014
Get the nerf hurdlin turd burglarmug. (insult) An individual who believes they are important when in fact they aren't. Usually a person in a mediocre position leading a mediocre project or team. Very prevelant in the U.S. military.
by Jim December 5, 2003
Get the king turd of shit islandmug. by Don December 1, 2003
Get the Turd Honking for the Right of Waymug. by da trick biatch December 28, 2005
Get the you can't polish a turdmug. by esmith512 April 21, 2007
Get the you can't polish a turdmug.