Toilt

A funny silly guy, who gets attached to a person special to them, much to said person’s dismay

“Joe won’t stop following Sara around! He’s such a Toilt”

by anonymous March 19, 2022

Toilt

A funny, silly guy who follows a person they love around, much to said person’s dismay.

“He won’t stop following me around! He’s such a Toilt.”

by anonymous March 19, 2022

Toilet's Tornado

when a toilet blows out a huge stream of water, similar to a Geyser

"i underestimated my toilet's power by intentionally taking massive dumps, but then it used 2.5% of it's power, triggering a Toilet's Tornado"

by MyNameIsNotJay April 10, 2022

Toilet Bowl Bungee

When a male sticks his penis in the toilet bowl and flushes.

Person 1: I heard lester did the toilet bowl bungee with tom
Person 2: thats so gross

by Anononononoyus April 10, 2022

Toikeith

Toikeith is a tall black dude with glasses,he's very fast,he's funny,his voice is pretty deep,and could encourage you with with his so called "Talk no jutsu" or whatever he calls it.He'd make a great bf too,once he loves you,he'll love you til the end of time!

Bro "Toikeith" funny as shit lol

"Toikeith" is so nice girl,you should go ask him out or somethin'.

by Toikeith.. April 24, 2022

Toilet About Face

The uncommon phenomena (predominantly a male occurrence) of standing to go piss but then realizing you have to shit. This occurrence is even more rare when one is seated to shit but upon completion a realization is made that a standing piss is necessary.

"Bro, whut took u soo long?"
"Yo, I thought I just needed to piss but it turned into a toilet about face."

by Oldskooled April 25, 2022

Toilet-tubeing

The sound a fart makes while you're in a toilet.

I'm sick of this boy, Toilet-tubeing, It's like a disgusting opera of fart.

by EmJayee April 27, 2022