pink smelly hammer

The main part of the male reproductive system *penis* doused in an exotic condament then used as a slapping device in a practical joke.

To give the pink smelly hammer is to turkey slap a fellow person after dipping your penis in fish oil.

by El, Skinn and co January 2, 2006

permanent pink slip

When you stop dealing with your side piece all together no further contact at all and there is no way you will ever get back together!

I used to deal with her but things got a little crazy so i had to give her a permanent pink slip!

by Zale1738 February 18, 2010

Pink Elephant Phase

A time around 2 am when you are so exhausted that everything becomes hysterical and you stop thinking clearly. You are laughing and rolling on the floor, saying ridiculous things but finding them hysterical, laugh at the smallest things, and make everyone else thing you are insane and high off drugs.

1. "Dude! We were so exhausted last night, that we entered the Pink Elephant phase and rolled on the floor laughing!"

by Calina Chots Jub-Jub January 9, 2014

Pink Jizz eye

When you cum on a girls face while she is asleep, getting it all over her eyes and then it dries and causes them to mat shut, so she calls into work the next day thinking she has pink eye

Keri called into work today and thinks she has pink eye, yea maybe pink jizz eye

by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

National Pink Day

June 23th, a very pink day.. If your fav color is pink wear it... If you are a survivor of cancer wear link because JUNE 23TH is all about that! National Pink Day! -2019-2020

National Pink day is a day wear,
Pun intented, you dress up in any pink costume or and pink.

by IrafasW December 22, 2019

Little Pink Prawn

A term used to describe a woman's vagina

"Do you know that girl I went to meet last night? I tickled her little pink prawn"

by RoastedBeffNut April 21, 2019

Pink Sock Puppet

1. (Noun) Putting your fist into a prolapsed anus and making it 'talk' like you would with a sock puppet. Drawing on little eyes and a mouth with a sharpie is optional and not recommended.

2. (Verb) Using a prolapsed anus to masturbate with. (e.g. like you would use a pocket pussy.)

Using a prolapsed vagina instead of an anus.

© CriZzLvsSkorT

1. "I loved the puppet show you put on last night. The Pink Sock Puppet's solo song was the highlight for me."

2. him: "Now that I turned your asshole inside out, I'm going to Pink Sock Puppet it all night long."

by Emily Adams June 24, 2020