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lickety piss

Someone who claims to have consumed vast amounts of alcoholic beverages last night, but only had 2 beers. Suspicion is being aroused as to whether or not these beers have even been brought into existence.
Morson: Dude how much did you drink last night?
Chris the lickety piss: LIKE 10 BEERS AND A LOT OF JACK DANIELS
Racheal: UMMM more like half a beer, whatta lickety piss!!
Terence: OI i is in poland!
by AnchorAbear2 November 22, 2010
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Rest In Piss

You lied to me,so I hope you Rest In Piss.

Fuck You and Your Bullshit I hope you rest in piss forever.
by Young King Boss December 8, 2020
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Litmus Piss

The initial test pee after getting into a swimming pool to see if it contains a urine-indicator dye that turns the pool water blue or cloudy, thus indicating the location/catching people peeing in the pool.
Shortly after getting into my boss's pool, I squeezed out a litmus piss to check to see if that bastard added a chemical to the water. Once I was in the clear, I then diluted out the chloride by pissing all over and slowly swimming away.
by Dr. Stranger Danger March 21, 2016
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I Can Only Piss with the Cock I've Got

Used by someone when another person isn't satisfied with something they do, not due to a lack of effort but because they had limited resources to do something with.
Barry is doing a house extension with limited tools/workforce. His boss arrives

Boss: "Jesus Barry how long is this going to take you? What am I paying you for?!"

Barry: "Come on boss, I can only piss with the cock I've got..."
by come_on_england October 16, 2008
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Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Don't hurt me and then pretend like you had nothing to do with it.
You argued, privately, to each member of the committee that I should be fired and now you come by on my last day to tell me how sorry you are about what "happened." Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.
by wouldaben January 15, 2011
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Post Poo Piss

The process of urinating after an extensive bowel movement; PPP can occur regardless of urine passing initially, or at any time related to a particular toilet visit.

After bowel movement, PPP will both relieve and assure the participant that the visit is over. PPP is also known to cause a side symptom of drooling or salivation along with eye watering; the exact cause of this is still unconfirmed, but is linked to relief and satisfactory from various glands in the human body.
Human 1.) Are you still in the toilet?
Human 2.) Yeah, sorry taking a bit of time.
Human 3.) I thought you were going for a number 2? I can hear you urinating.
Human 4.) Don’t fret; it’s just the latter end of Post Poo Piss.
Human 5.) Oh, okay. Don’t drool on the floor, I just hoovered in there.
by Descendo January 12, 2010
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split piss

This occurs when there is clogging in the urethra due to the remaining residue of ejaculation, either from masturbation or copulation. The clogging results in your urine shooting in any direction but the direction you want it to go. Your legs, shirt, toilet seat, sink, floor, and even face will become drenched in a yellow spray.
It is always a good idea to sit on your toilet seat after ejaculation to prevent split piss.
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