colding

(fictional, Ranunculus-verse) genre of child porn made legal by a law loophole - it involves 11-12 y.o. or slightly older girls being stuffed with sex toys.Characterised by always having girl state at the start of the video that she doesn't mind actions performed on her.

Jack is a fucked up guy - all he faps too is colding videos.

by Cenobica April 10, 2017

permanent affects of men taking cold showers

Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).

Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *

by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023

Cold Albert

1) Poop on plate
2) Stick poopy plate in freezer
3) Wait several hours
4) Put frozen poop back in poop shoot
5) Poop out frozen poop on partner
6) Repeat

Endless fun

Cold alberts are great fun for the family

by Cold albie April 01, 2013

Cold hands

Being rusty or having a bad day when playing sports or video games.

"My aim is off because I have cold hands"

by 0hcard October 01, 2022

Cold Hands

President George W. Bush’s nickname for WH Chief of Staff Josh Bolten.

Cold Hands got married as a senior citizen.

by Coop Dupe September 23, 2021

cold fresh chillin

the ultimate down wit it phrase. the coolness just flows from your fingers, the respect is apparent, and your friends are the hippest, and most funky. the sliest the coolest radiates as you chill with your hommies doing what you do best.

hey b where you at man....oh yo g we b cold fresh chillin over at the crib, club etc.

by funky daddy October 14, 2011

Cold Meme

To be used when someone brings up a meme that is no longer trending and/or is old (hence Cold). Can be used to call out when old memes are reposted as 'new' memes.

Dude 1: "Hey watch this video." Shows meme from 2014.
Dude 2: "Yea, I've seen that before. It's a Cold meme bro."

by MR RoBERTo November 13, 2017