Ne bother

When your life is going down the shitty pan and you find out your dads never coming back

Oh my husband left me for a the girl you said not to worry about ne bother

by Peachy Polly April 1, 2021

Minge Botherer

Typically, an elderly gent, who has a penchant for chatting up much younger women, who are certainly out of his league. While he is full cognisant of this fact, he is forever hopeful they are not so observant.

Embarrassing for all concerned, with the exception of the Minge Botherer himself.

He is blissfully unaware, he's making himself look like, 'a proper tool.'

Look at that silly old fart, trying to chat up the pretty young lady. He's got zero chance of getting into her knickers - What a total minge botherer!

by The Botherer July 20, 2022

Massage in a Brothel

Unofficial theme song of the police vice squad. It is a play on the title of the 1970s hit song, "Message in a Bottle", ironically made famous by the British pop group, The Police. "Massage in a Brothel" is intended to highlight the preference for some corrupt police to receive payment in the form of sexual services rather than money when soliciting bribes from prostitutes.

Detective Brown won't take money from prostitutes. He prefers a "massage in a brothel".

by austbeacon May 4, 2013

cannae be bothered

Scottish means of saying "I can't be bothered". Commonly said when something goes wrong or when you just can't face doing something, or just as a standalone phrase. Bothered is pronounced " bo urt".

Mark: Can you clean the toilet for me

Brian:A Cannae be bothered!

Or

Nick: *car breaks down* a cannae be bothered.

by Plastic_Duck January 29, 2016

brather

(brah-thur) He's your brother AND your father.

Ex: A man and a woman have a son. Once he is old enough to fire live ammunition, he sleeps with mom, impregnating her. She gives birth to a child who has a mother and a brather.

Son: Hey want to go light firecrackers?
Brather: Normally I would, except I grounded you for stealing my cigarettes, remember?

by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010

Android Brotherhood (ABH)

The brotherhood of all android users
*rubs forehead twice*
iPhones suck

Anyone... with an android phone is in the Android Brotherhood (ABH). Originated in Funny Jokes.

by Anslee(: September 25, 2011

don't bother calling

The last catch cry of a hideous woman on the walk of shame. Commonly after she has performed an act of fellatio and has had a cab called for her because there was no chance she was getting a spooning.

Hammo (through a slit in the bedroom door): Don't bother spooning that

Gronk: are you gonna let them speak to me like that?

Timmy: I'll call ya a cab, shall I?

Gronk (out the front waiting for a cab): you can't treat people like this, *sob* I can hear what you say under your breath *sob sob*

The Boys: waaaa, boo hoo

Gronk: Don't bother calling.....

(group hugs, tears and a sincere one kneed WHHHYYYYY)

by paddymac August 25, 2009