Hetero’s Little Keychain 

The gay version of a “pick me girl,” this type of gay will often turn his back on his own community to appease conservatives or for money. They will often put down gays of color, use racist language, and usually are transphobic. They betray their own community to fit in into typically gay unfriendly environments such as conservatives and MAGA country.

That Jefree Star is a hetero’s little keychain, they call themself a they but says non-binary people don’t exist.

Hetero’s Little Keychain by Bflee000004 February 17, 2023

Hakimi's law 

It is a traditional practice where a married man transfers all belongings under his name to a close relative of his shortly into his marriage to protect himself from possible greedy and selfless abuse of a divorce by his wife resulting in him losing 50% of all belongings or a possibly higher proportion.

I might follow hakimi's law to protect myself soon, I'm worried my partner will divorce me for my money and belongings.

Hakimi's law by controllzlmao April 18, 2023

Leon S Kennedy 

daddy with nice arms who i would let fuck the shit out of me

Leon S Kennedy: Think you can swallow me whole, huh?

Me: yes bbg

Leon S Kennedy by zitswub June 21, 2023

Denny’s footjob 

A footjob at the restaurant Denny’s under the table with syrup.

Bro Rhonda with the gazoombas gave me a wicked Denny’s footjob last weekend.

Denny’s footjob by CoolDaddyJohnson August 17, 2023

Lion's mindset 

A mental attitude characterized by strength, courage, and unwavering determination, inspired by the characteristics of a lion, a symbol of power and resilience in the animal kingdom. Those with a Lion Mindset exhibit qualities such as fearlessness in the face of challenges, assertiveness in pursuing goals, and a fierce commitment to success. This mindset emphasizes self-confidence, leadership, and a willingness to confront obstacles head-on. It is rooted in the belief that adversity is an opportunity for growth, and individuals with a Lion Mindset approach life with a sense of purpose and an unyielding pursuit of excellence.

I'm impressed by this guy. He truly has a lion's mindset.

Lion's mindset by Adrian Hilermo November 9, 2023

It's a Trap 

Originally stated by Admiral Ackbar in Starwars, it has now become a Meme on the Internet.

When I found out the hot chick was really a man, I screamed "It's a Trap"

It's a Trap by Patrick Hannah July 2, 2003

Murphy's Law 

prov. If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.

Edward A. Murphy, Jr. was one of the engineers on the rocket-sled experiments that were done by the U.S. Air Force in 1949 to test human acceleration tolerances (USAF project MX981). One experiment involved a set of 16 accelerometers mounted to different parts of the subject's body. There were two ways each sensor could be glued to its mount, and somebody methodically installed all 16 the wrong way around. Murphy then made the original form of his pronouncement, which the test subject (Major John Paul Stapp) quoted at a news conference a few days later.

Within months `Murphy's Law' had spread to various technical cultures connected to aerospace engineering. Before too many years had gone by variants had passed into the popular imagination, changing as they went. Most of these are variants on "Anything that can go wrong, will"; this is correctly referred to as Finagle's Law. The memetic drift apparent in these mutants clearly demonstrates Murphy's Law acting on itself!

This is a principle of defensive design, and usually given in mutant forms less descriptive of the challenges of design.

You don't make a two-pin plug symmetrical and then label it `THIS WAY UP'; if it matters which way it is plugged in, then you make the design asymmetrical.

Murphy's Law by Belatu July 26, 2004