It means talking incessantly and or to anyone and anything, e.g. girls/guysbwho don't reply, celebrities (via social media) who don't even know if your existence.
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"That guy never stops talking. He could bark up a tree."
Original coinage:
*replies to 5 story posts with paragraphs, receives only an emoji reaction*
"I could bark up a tree *country accent*"
Original coinage:
*replies to 5 story posts with paragraphs, receives only an emoji reaction*
"I could bark up a tree *country accent*"
by Prajna_Disciple May 5, 2024
Get the Bark up a treemug. "Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"
by Redwings15 March 21, 2016
Get the Decorate my Christmas treemug. 
Atheist version of "on God" used by many people who think they will become a tree after death or some other type of shrubbery.
A1-A2; "Aye bruh on Trees I'm finna bust a hole in this wall."
A2; "Mayne good luck n sheeit. I'm finna go smome dis blunt w my homie."
A2; "Mayne good luck n sheeit. I'm finna go smome dis blunt w my homie."
by dnumbskull May 4, 2023
Get the on Treesmug. At its most basic sense, to "tree" is the action of spending prolonged periods of time in a single spot. With this, the goal is often to adopt the lifestyle/lifecycle of a tree, which just consists of sitting in one spot its whole life and dying. Why, this term is quite subjective, as spots can range from someone living in the same city their whole life to being penned in one small room for days on end.
Man 1: "Come one, Jimmy, why won't you join us?"
Man 2: "I think Jimmy is highly depressed; he hasn't even left his house in weeks, let alone engaged in social interactions."
Jimmy: "I'm not depressed, I'm just treeing."
(little do they know, Treeing is often a sign of either a sense of fulfillment and lifelong satisfaction or deep sorrow and lack of motivation)
Man 2: "I think Jimmy is highly depressed; he hasn't even left his house in weeks, let alone engaged in social interactions."
Jimmy: "I'm not depressed, I'm just treeing."
(little do they know, Treeing is often a sign of either a sense of fulfillment and lifelong satisfaction or deep sorrow and lack of motivation)
by Jamaican-me dinner? February 15, 2025
Get the Treeingmug. A mentally ill man from Northern New York who walks around with a chainsaw scaring little children, and fucking trees when nobody is looking.
Similar to a tree-hugger but not so nice.
Similar to a tree-hugger but not so nice.
by Read it! July 9, 2025
Get the Tree-fucking Carlmug. Drunk man: "I'm not drunk, I can clearly see the 2 birds on the tree"
Police: "..There's no bird on the tree, are you a drunk man? This is a classic, a drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree!"
Police: "..There's no bird on the tree, are you a drunk man? This is a classic, a drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree!"
by Klockoline October 13, 2023
Get the 2 birds on the treemug.