Cold Roller

When someone dumps in a cooler at an overnight event, polluting the water with fecal molecules. Best when solid poop is used, as it will freeze and sometimes be mistaken as a cold beer when someone reaches in.

Similar to an Upper Decker, but exclusively used at festies and camping events.

"Blllleeghh I've been drinking those beers all night! BLLLLEEEGHHHH! Fucking Cold roller."

by CensoredLOL August 14, 2023

Canadian cold start

When you live in Canada and you get a DUI, so you get a blower in you’re truck, you have to giver the old Canadian coldstart by blowing before turning the ignition, cold starting the truck

“Oh fuck brad got a DUI, he’s gotta giver’ the old Canadian cold start to get to work i suppose”

by Sunsetgoons69 March 7, 2023

cold breath

Opposite of hot breath

Damn son, you got cold breath. Shit be as fresh as a daisy.

by Swyft October 16, 2023

cold fresh chillin

the ultimate down wit it phrase. the coolness just flows from your fingers, the respect is apparent, and your friends are the hippest, and most funky. the sliest the coolest radiates as you chill with your hommies doing what you do best.

hey b where you at man....oh yo g we b cold fresh chillin over at the crib, club etc.

by funky daddy October 14, 2011

Cold

The opposite of hot (literally and figuratively).

This water is as cold as a motherfucker!

by IndiaGulf June 13, 2018

Cold

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adjective

To maintain freshness.

To allude to something's longevity or imply that something will leave a lasting impression.

"I can't wait to release my album, this shit is cold as fuck."

by PELO FUERTE December 6, 2017

Cold One

The ''cold one'' is a (somewhat) alcoholic beverage in homestarrunner.com. The beverage first debuted in Sbemail 39: property of ones. In this sbemail episode, a fan named Dan Waters has almost drank a one that is not cold. The variations of the ''Cold One'' in foreign lands are called ''Not So Cold Ones'', ''Room Temperature Ones'', and ''Warm Ones''. There is also a variant called the ''cool one'', which it can be refreshing.

Dan Waters, Sbemail 39: Last weekend I almost drank a one that is not cold.

Strong Bad, Sbemail 39: A one that is not cold, is scarcely a one at all.

Strong Bad, Sbemail 39: I call it... ''the property of ones'', it goes like this: The ONEitude is directly proportional to the COLDitude of the one.

Strong Bad, Fanstumes 2008: A cold one drinking a cold one?? That's cannibalism, man! Or at least ''cold one-balism''.

by Kenzie_quadra March 13, 2025