shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds

Texas slang for someone who is shaking with tremors.

That dude was so cold he was 'shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds.'

shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds by Mark C. September 15, 2005

get along like a house on fire 

To have a great relationship with someone quickly.

" I was worried when my boyfriend and father met for the first time. However, they got along like a house on fire because they both like watching football and playing poker."

A: Do you like your new roommate?
B: Yeah! We get along like a house on fire! We both like the same things and we are both clean people!

get along like a house on fire by SamyTuca November 7, 2013

Ileana ain't like it small 

Stronger than any roasts. No other roasts/trap card/spell card can stop dis. Everytime this is used against u, ur dick -3 inches. When ur dick is smaller than 0 inches, u become a trap.

George: ur mom gay
Pantea: ur dad lesbian
George: no u
Pantea: ur granny tranny
George: ur grandpap trap
Pantea: Ileana ain't like it small
George: dick becomes -1 inches.

Ileana ain't like it small by tacboss1234 May 10, 2018

I like your shoelaces 

A *secret* phrase used to try to identify fellow bloggers from Tumblr. Used on other websites or in real life regardless of the footwear they are wearing.

The correct response is "I stole them from the president."

"Hey, uh... I like your shoelaces?"
"I stole them from the president *snigger*"
(Exchange URLs etc)

I like your shoelaces by elemeno-pee.tumblr.com November 20, 2012

i like you as a person 

Basically there is no hope in a relationship so keep the friendship strong. They like who you are as a friend but they don’t see you going anywhere as they only like you as a friend.

“I like you “ - her

“ I like you as a person” - him

i like you as a person by Ahhssjdjjssn June 10, 2018

flaster-like

(adj). A person who is soo cool, words just cannot describe him/her. You'll never forget this person and their pure awesomeness. The complete opposite of a faggotini.

The brilliant kid was loved by all and was considered flaster-like by most. He even gave Mr. Flaster himself a run for his money.

flaster-like by A. Mysta July 30, 2008

On it like a tramp on chips 

To act immediately, with speed and enthusiasm - disregarding everything else - As fast as a tramp would approach some disregarded chips

last night Fiona asked me if she could play my beef bugle.....i was on it like a tramp on chips

On it like a tramp on chips by Rifleman59 August 17, 2011