jordan

skatepark, works at zumiezs, fire, is short.

if you ever go to zumiez don't trust the man name Jordan he lied about Jordan skatepark and says stuff is fire but he lies

by draco malfoy haircut August 6, 2022

Jordan

The biggest cock I have ever seen it is the most amazing thing to ride it is so big I cant even fit it in me. His cock is so big that when it is hard you cant tell if it is the Burj Khalifa or his penis.

Jordans dick is the biggest in the world

by MonkeyMan69420Weed August 13, 2022

Jordan

This man is sooooooo not slay. He is a jerk fr. You can here the lies in his voice when he says “I love you” like, how do you know that? He will come to your house and hang out with girls in your basement while your upstairs sleeping because you think you have a concussion. He will. Ask me how I know. He is a walking ick. Mr. crusty dusty busty musty like fr. Literally wrinkled forehead. He will leave on opened constantly, and bag two in one night. He is kind of slutty fr. But he’s literally so hot and I want him so bad.

I hate Jordan, but he can make out with me if he wants.

by Pisces6969 August 26, 2022

Jordan

A virgin.

Damn! That dude gives off Jordan energy.

by BTGG August 29, 2022

Jordan

Jordan is an amazing person and a sexy beast. He gives great massages and falls in love with Neds at the age of 12. Jordans and Neds generally begin making Smiths at the age of 12 too. Smiths are also little sexy beasts

Bro did you hear the new Jordan hit it up with Ned and already made a smith?

by GORILLAMAN5055 August 29, 2022

jordan

To deliberately look the other way when evidence of crime is right in front of your face. Named after Jim Jordan, head of the Republican House Judiciary Committee, who focused on a cover of Time Magazine in a picture he (or his assistant) tweeted while ignoring the pile of Top Secret documents next to it that Donald Trump had stolen from the American government.

Jim really jordaned evidence of sexual molestation of wrestlers under his care.

by TheMessingLink August 31, 2022

Jordan W.

He's the type of guy that will take you on the most amazing date in your whole life take you around the world to the stars and the the moon and back then wonder why you fell in love with him.

Jordan W. is really fucking stupid

by Zulaman August 31, 2022