51 fake-out

(fif-tee-won fayk-owt) A "51 Fake-Out" is the action in which a fickle ass customer heads DIRECTLY toward a retail establishment's front doors, initiating sudden unwilling movement from lazy employees, and DOES NOT GO IN!! In turn, they just aimlessly stare inside like fat girls outside Victoria's Secret. Therefore making the employees get all excited for no reason. Most Mens Wearhouse employees HATE people who do this. We HATE them, and we wish they would die.

CSA: So you see that episode of Home Movies last night?
AsstManager: Yeah, that shit was funny!
*Customer Approaches Front Door*
AsstManager: Heads up. Looks like we've got a customer. Get ready.
CSA: Ok, boss.
*Customer Looks In, Keeps Walking*
CSA: What the fuck was that!?!
AsstManager:THAT, was that a 51 Fake-out!

by Chattom, E September 12, 2007

Anthony's Fake Laugh

First used in a CAH video.
The laugh of Anthony (BigJigglyPanda) is so crazy it can't POSSIBLY be real

I'm always turned on by Anthony's Fake Laugh.

by anthony's fake laugh February 13, 2018

Flush fake-out

When the toilet looks like it's not going to flush, but suddenly lets go at the last minute. Happens especially when you start digging for the plunger. Ususally a pleasant surprise (especially when in a strange bathroom with no plunger).

Guy triumphantly emerging from bathroom: "Flush fake-out! I thought I was going to have to wrestle that turd down the toilet, but just as I reached for the plunger it let go all on its own."

by LongWayfromHome September 25, 2010

fifty yard fake

n.

A lady who appears to be good looking at a distance, but it actualy not once inspected closely.

That girl looked pretty good from across the club, but as I walked up to her I had to just keep on walking. A definite fifty yard fake.

by Bobby August 12, 2003

stuck on fake

A ghetto term used by rejected women for players who the women feel are playing games by not meeting with them. Said lady assumed said player would hookup with them instead the lady was stood up. Usually for sexual intercourse or a perceived romantic date.

Hoodrat: "Yo, don't be playin' me. You be stuck on fake muthafuker. I been waitin' all day and you don't text or call."

Player: silence

Hoodrat: "Just what I thought! Shoooot! You don't know how to handle a real woman like me."

by T_rump_supporter May 13, 2016

pump fake

when getting your female partner from behind, you pull out and spit on her back giving the illusion that you just "came" on her back, and when she turns around...BAM, you shoot your load in her face.

i totally pump faked my lady last night...but sadly it hit her in the eye...and now she is a cyclops

by Jordan T. Reed January 27, 2004

Very Fake News

CNN
MSNBC

A new term made popular by President Trump when referring to biased media particularly against him.

Mr. President do you think Putin is testing you? No. I don't think so that's very fake news.

When referred to:
In recent real news, Trump has downgraded CNN from fake news to very fake news. Back to you Karen.

by TRUMP2017 February 16, 2017