Brown's Buoy

- When your stool hits the upper slope of the toilet bowl, spiraling into a symmetrical mound, thus protruding out of the water causing the odor of your feces to be much more pungent and foul (or enjoyable depending on said party).

- Developed by a Revenue Marine captain in the 1850s. This relatively simple buoy had a base supporting a superstructure upon which hung a bell with four clappers that struck as the buoy rolled in the sea.

"I could hear the Brown's Buoy bell toll as it guided or ship closer to shore."

"I left a Brown's Buoy on the fourth floor at work today."

by Construc December 30, 2007

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the brown test

testing a new friendship to see if scat is an option. while having intercourse with a person drop a fart and see how they react.

john used the brown test on michelle last night and then he shit on her face.

john: *Farts
michelle: mmm
john: can i poo on your face?

by envarticious March 18, 2009

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Brown-chomp

Chomping a brown guy.

I chomped some brown guy. I brown-chomped him.

by Menz June 27, 2008

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Brown Flash

In the oscillations between struggling not to shit and feeling perfectly fine (somewhat analogous to contractions during child birth), the brown flash is the temporary but dire need to take a shit. Often results in sweating, heavy breathing, and a clenching shut of the asshole to prevent shitflow.

After 2 hours of holding in a shit I was brown flashing incredibly hard. My feelings of intense need to shit were becoming closer and closer together and I knew if I did not shit soon I would ruin a pair of innocent underwear.

by IShitALot September 14, 2014

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Brown Squad

A group of browns, enlightened through their struggles as a minority, come together to rise up against the white supremacists and reclaim the world in the name of brown.

Brown squad YDK

by UR bOi November 4, 2013

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