brown ice 

This is when the woman or man takes a shit, then freezes it in the freezer, then uses it as a dildo.

Sally is using the brown ice she has made over night.

brown ice by John July 5, 2006

brown charger 

Brown Charger is a term that originated when 4 dudes of mediocre coolness purchased 2 cleveland browns jerseys and 2 san diego charger jerseys from a local thrift store for a very well negotiated price. The "Brown Charger" is often confused for a sexual term but is actually used to describe someone who is able to make NOTHING out of nothing....someone who could charge (in a battery sense) a piece of dung. This dung would now contain energy but that energy is most likely wasted because how can you use an electric piece of dung? Also works in the sense that you would turn a place like San Diego (charger, beaches & pleasant) into a place like Cleveland (brown, industrial & rather bland)

Justin Morneau hit a homerun in the 9th inning of a 10 run game. He is such a brown charger.

brown charger by P. Giddy May 18, 2006

brown microphone 

To sing or serenade into one's bumhole therefore mimicking a microphone that is brown. Often ex-American/Canadian Idol stars are reduced to using the brown microphone since it is the only audience that is attentive.

Tariq: "Last nizzight Clay Aiken sang an incredible melody into m'a brown microphone. It was stuck in my head awl day!"
Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"

brown microphone by CockBlocker September 18, 2008

brown-herman

When a group of guys takes a dump on a girls chest, and finger-paints on her face using the feces.

Molly looked like shit, she was up all night getting a brown-herman.

brown-herman by super awesome February 23, 2008

brown sugar reach around 

The brown sugar reach around is when you feed somebody brown sugar to keep them distracted or satisfied while you fuck them in the ass. Mainly, it's the use of friendly deception while you screw someone over.

My soon to be ex and I were in divorce negotiations and I gave her the ol' brown sugar reach around.

brown sugar reach around by Micah25 March 21, 2008

Brown Russian 

It is a White Russian made with the cup from "2 girls, one cup."

Dude, I can't belive she just drank that Brown Russian

Brown Russian by chocko! April 5, 2009

Brown head 

The African American equivalant of A Blonde

So A and B are having a conversation

A: I have a question does this eviction notice mean I have to move?
B: OMG child you are such a Brown Head.....duh it mean you got to move you being put out.....God you stupid.

Brown head by dutchesst July 21, 2009