The Man in Beige

French tall guy who wears a light brown suit when he is supposed to wear in dark as requested by the invitation card ("E' gradito l'abito scuro").

Hey man, look at Leo Whites, what a ugly tie! He's like The Man in Beige! What a moron!

by pipistrone October 27, 2004

Law of Beil

A series of laws from the book of Beil among which states that all good people should raise their standards and remember not to bone a skeletor, nor a chick that is too blubbery and that the only way that someone can get cancer is by way of SMOKESTACK.

"You don't want a chick that's too blubbery,
But you don't want to bone a skeletor"
~Craig 2:12, the Law of Beil

"You cannot grow a bean with a pencil
That is not how they grow in nature"
~Schimpf 15:16, the Law of Beil

"Urdle urdle urr"
~Schwam 12:1

"And so the prophet Benjamin and Kevin went outside and threw eggs at one another and Kevin said 'this is my body, *points at tree* this is not, work on your aim, polock'"
~Benjamin 1:13

by ChevelleINC1213 May 3, 2006

twirl your beiber

a grand salutation including twirling you hair and molestation.

Did you just twirl your beiber at me?

by Chapino March 12, 2011

The Justin Beiber Effect

When a song or other business extension is used by Justin Beiber, and subsequently ruins it.

Justin Beiber announces Dubstep track, therefore, ruining most dub step for some people, subsequently 'The Justin Beiber Effect'

by Jsee December 13, 2012

assistant manager at being vegan

A little bitch that doesn't have any skills so they whine on the internet about how eating meat is animal cruelty

PETA went all assistant manager at being vegan when they couldn't get people to stop hunting.

by Alaric I August 18, 2014

Balls Deep Without Being Balls Deep

When you are already caught up in a girl's emotional past without having gotten any pussy yet.

John: How did last night with Jenny go?
Jeff: Not good man, she explained to me all her self-esteem issues and I didn't even hook up with her.
John: Jeez, sounds like you're balls deep without being balls deep.
Jeff: Yeah, it's a rough place to be in.

by Barb Laheyyyyy September 14, 2014

Columbian Beneigh (Beignet)

When a guy dips his balls in vinegar, rubs them in cocaine and drags/lays them on someone's head.

Did you see Todd give his girl a Columbian Beneigh (Beignet) last night? If I was her I would be furious. Balls Columbian

by Mongoose-Uh-Loose March 13, 2015