Wanking the dog

To waste time doing something unecessary.

Example: Gary got fired for wanking the dog.

by PotsNPan July 16, 2021

Back handed scuttle wank

When you reverse the hand when masturbating.

When I masturbate I like to turn my hand around and have a back handed scuttle wank.

by Filth monger. April 15, 2022

wank wipe

A name of a tissue you use to wipe away your sperm

After I finished masturbating I used a wank wipe to clean up me genital area

by Upstairsdragon December 19, 2013

wank cycles

When you tactically bat one out so that you'll last longer should you be lucky enough to get some action later on.

Josephina: Wow, honey! You lasted much longer than your standard 45 seconds tonight.

Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles right today in the hope of having prolonged sexual intercourse with you this evening. Thanks for noticing. Two minutes is a new record.

by Handsome_Cat April 19, 2022

Midnight Wank

The act of masturbating until tomorrow (the upcoming date). Mostly done at midnight or close to 12AM

Alex: Dude I have just done the best midnight wank ever!
Peter: Why are you telling this to me? What even is a midnight wank?
Alex: Nvm. Wrong chat bro.

by Djukster December 30, 2019

Getting "Wanked"

When you have a friend named "Wanker" and he has a habit of not being around for a period of time. Then out of the blue he just pops up with a wild entrance and suddenly it's a 3 day party. A party you never hate or have a bad time with.

"I planned to get a lot of things done around the house today but all of a sudden I got wanked!"

"I didn't plan on getting "wanked" this past Friday, but 3 days straight later suddenly it was Tuesday"

by anonymous June 29, 2024

wank spamp

irish rural word.. its a term to put somebody down when they do something wrong

you broke that widow , you wank spamp

by irelandman May 2, 2010