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moosey twat 

Wow last night when I was banging Samantha she had a moosey twat .

Oh man I am sorry did you tell her?

Yah but I pulled out last night it was sooo hairy and disgusting that I didn't even want to look at my own penis
moosey twat by Mercibaby January 28, 2017
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crispy twat 

When a twat is crispy and you can't get any twat.
"I can't get no crispy twat tonight".
crispy twat by Anal crisp May 3, 2017

Figgy-twat

A figgy twat is a fictional vaginal disease with the inside of the vagina, as well as the surrounding exterior tissue, resembling that of the flesh of a fig, seeds and all. If u wish to call it dead wasp pussy, or if you would prefer to call it pollywog egg pussy, go right ahead.
Figgy-twat by Messtopia July 6, 2017

Shallow Twat 

A twat that wants alot of attention & people to pity her, so she makes up lies that every man she talks to tries to proposition her for sexual favors. Also known for making up lies about every possible thing, from being a: porn star, stripper, caregiver, chef, blogger for Huffington Post and a million other professionals, being robbed & having her property damaged to also having cancer- Yes, that's right, even lies about Cancer! The only thing truthful would be that she would suck any cock given the chance, for some meth to put in her glass dick- Which she keeps hidden in her vagina, hence the name "Shallow Twat"
That shallow twat kept telling story after story, only to play the victim when she got caught up in her lies.
Shallow Twat by Gabe's Cakes July 14, 2017

Barney Twat

A Twat so inflamed it's Purple like barney.. Usually has a huge labia
"hey guys have you seen Mel's pussy? It's Purple, looks like a Barney Twat.
Barney Twat by D sanity July 24, 2017

sour twat 

A sour...
1) A great word to shout out.

2) A woman's vagina.

3) A blow to the face or genitalia.

4) Used by Tweety.

5) An offensive term for a person.

6) Acronym for The War Against Terrorism.
Shut up you little sour twat.
You don't gotta be a sour twat bout it
sour twat by Gotyoazz August 9, 2017