smak head

~Noun

A person who is addicted to smak or heroin.

Usually short or a few important teeth and even shorter of common sense or lateral thought.

Normally found :

In dark alleys
In hoods (even in the bright sunshine)
Under Duvets (even in the bright sunshine)
Pining up in shop doorways (in the city)
Dead

Look at that Smak head there - he's wearing a hoodie and a coat in this weather. What a cunt.

by tompz July 13, 2006

Head shart

When your significant other eats your poo then gives you head

Toms girlfriend gave me a “head shart” last night

by Mikey furlong July 7, 2021

Calamari Head

The feeling of the morning after the night before's in-toxications, after little or no sleep, in the company of your girl/boyfriends you begin to feel silly - laughing at everything, everyone and anything.

After laughing so hard and feeling exhausted you begin to feel all jelly like.

All loose and silly like a squid!

Calamari Head originates from Spain and was initially demonstrated as a dance imitating a squid.

by NAYA HENEBE July 9, 2011

10 head

A person with a huge forehead. Usually it is about 10 fingers long thus giving it its name.

Did you hear about Matt Fehr?
yeah he has a 10 head

by friggincheetos October 17, 2019

Head Puntee

Someone who's head needed to be and was kicked into a brick wall or another firm, stationary substance.

People who complain to Urban Dictionary about words needing to be removed because they are not slang or they include a name need to be head puntees. Don't shit yourself over it.

by Starvin Marvin's Best Friend Amanda June 11, 2006

Sted Head

Usually seen outside your local boozer on a summers evening, a Sted Head is a fellow with unusually large muscle growth in the upper body.
If spotted in this most favourable of locations he will no doubt be holding a small glass containing fruit juice. His stance and grin will be wide showing confidence.
His legs will be of normal proportions .
Four or five small males will be admiring him and the whole group will be louder than any other group nearby.

Look at that fucking dickhead sted head there

by Johnny illwithit June 10, 2018

Icing the head

when you rub ice on your dick before you masturbate.

"Nick was feeling particularly lonely last night, so he was found icing the head."

by Witty asshole name # 4 September 5, 2007