Welcome to the social

A commercial phrase created by old, white, and obese marketing suits who try hard to be hip and down with the young and sophisticated.

According to the box, it says "Welcome to the social". I don't know what the fuck that means. I'm not impressed. Stop trying hard.

by Goetz December 1, 2006

bi-social

girls that act like they're bi for attention. would never consider dating someone of the same sex, but can be found at almost every party making out with some hot chick surrounded by a lot of excited guys. commonly confused with bi-curious, but remember these girls are straight and only interested in the reaction.

***warning***
don't call someone bi-social to their face unless you wanna start something

girl #1: that chicks hot... is she lesbian?
girl #2: nope
girl #1: bi?
girl #2: nope
girl #1: but i saw her at a party with some girl last night!
girl #2: yeah that bz is bi-social
girl #1: @#!*

by megtastic June 1, 2006

Sunday Social Life

A social life that spans to Sunday as well as the rest of the week.

Sunday is the most boring day with the least amount of things to do, therefore, if you are doing ANYTHING on a sunday other than being bored, then you have a Sunday Social Life.

If you have one, then you are cool, obviously.

"Damnit! its soo boring ... I'm in desparate need of a Sunday Social Life! ....... "

by RyRy28 May 9, 2010

Sandy Social

Receiving a blowjob from someone with sand in their mouth.

I was at a bonfire last night at the beach and this girl and I walked away to hookup. She gave me a Sandy Social and my dicks been chapped ever since!

by illomen18 September 10, 2012

Manti-social

The act of creating a fictional girlfriend due to lack of adequate social skills.

Bill: Hey, is Gerald coming with us this weekend.

Joe: No, he's hanging with his "girlfriend" online.

Bill: Dude, he's so Manti-social.

by TheTeach February 20, 2013

Pi Social

When someone’s attempt to register to “Truth Social”—the Pinocchio-in-Chief’s app, which was launched on Presidents' Day, but has since been plagued by manifold problems—is being placed at number 3,141,592 on the waiting list.

A diehard “fine” Patriot, who is presently waiting for his trial for taking part in the January 6 riot on Capitol Hill, figured out that by the time his pi social (#3,141,592) turned to #0, when he’d actually be able to read his boss’s “truths,” either the Liar-in-Chief would be President again or the Pharisee-in-Chief might be behind bars.

by Covido April 3, 2022

Fearless Social Experiment

Originally abbreviated for the known musical artist Fse 3ach.
To experiment socially with no fear.

I'm doing a Fearless Social Experiment because I don't give a fuck what any one has to think or say. Go ahead and post the video on tik tok.

by Taylor brave July 18, 2022